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Uploaded by TheOnion on Mar 9, 2010
Excruciating up-to-the-minute coverage of some irrelevant bullshit story that has no ramifications whatsoever.
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LOL why is it the Onion is STILL reporting better than the mainstream media?! LMMFAO!!
I LOVE this video!!!!
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@keetonbob HA! bearable ;)
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How true this is.
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"I'm Just Some F****ing Guy" lol
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Car chase! It would be amazing
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news is bullsh@t
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"... and here is some footage of congress"
"yes, I see that..."
LMAO!
5 days ago 3
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Laughjed quite hard at the very last line
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I'm an older man so you can trust what I say!
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@keetonbob i see what you did there
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Just yesterday I was eating in the cafeteria and noticed the news was playing footage of a small bear running around. Unable to hear the TV, and seeing that it was F*X News, my mind immediately started the dialogue of this vid. "Some bullshit happening somewhere!" It carried on almost scene for scene. The 'expert in a tie', 'bullshit diagram', even the irrelevant emails of viewers. Thank you Onion for making my day more bearable.
keetonbob 1 month ago 86
lol. "I'm just some fucking guy"
sneaeky 1 month ago 65