Uploaded by TheOnion on Mar 9, 2010
Excruciating up-to-the-minute coverage of some irrelevant bullshit story that has no ramifications whatsoever.
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@NotCliffyB hahahaha fail
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@gabylovesdemusic That's because all of the words are being created and fed to them by the same kind of people.
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This is just like literal video version of breaking news reports.
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Might be the best Onion segment I've ever seen.
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Lol must be hard to keep a straight face while doing this lol
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FUCKING UDYR.
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They are spot on !
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news reporters totally talk like this too. THEY ALL SOUND THE SAME
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This is so much better than Fox.
2 days ago 2
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lol "and here's some footage of congress"
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Just yesterday I was eating in the cafeteria and noticed the news was playing footage of a small bear running around. Unable to hear the TV, and seeing that it was F*X News, my mind immediately started the dialogue of this vid. "Some bullshit happening somewhere!" It carried on almost scene for scene. The 'expert in a tie', 'bullshit diagram', even the irrelevant emails of viewers. Thank you Onion for making my day more bearable.
keetonbob 2 weeks ago 49
lol. "I'm just some fucking guy"
sneaeky 2 weeks ago 22