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Lol, it's all so pointless and stupid that it's funny.
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Ignorant comment reflecting video's humor and subjective intent. More typical compliments others have said countless times.
"Quoting the video." Asking to thumb up my comment merely to hide the fact that my life is withering away thanks to Youtube.
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It's a translation of what the news actually says. lol
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"i spend my entire life attending the nation's most prestigious schools to talk about bullshit like this."
hahaha!
soo true about the "experts" on the news
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@gerald311441 Nice one sherlock
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@colbymex, come on, like you are prince charming
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" An attractive witness described the event in breathless terms." hahahah.....shes not even close to attractive haha
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lol
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".... some say it bcos of one fucking reason, others say its bcos of some OTHER fucking reason..."
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@ALPHADESIGNTAMPICO it's amazing how they keep from laughing or even cracking a smile....damn good actors
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"I'm just some fucking guy.".........i lol'd
Type a line from the video EVERYONE here just saw here and let people give you thumbs up to feel good about yourself.