Breaking News: Some Bullshit Happening Somewhere
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Uploaded on Mar 9, 2010
Excruciating up-to-the-minute coverage of some irrelevant bullshit story that has no ramifications whatsoever.
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27POP27 1 week ago
"I'm just some fucking guy" lmao
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drake9800 2 weeks ago
tried real hard to blow that spider off my screen!
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juniorrhinox 7 hours ago
Read da ticker too dat shit iz crackhead crazy lol
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juniorrhinox 7 hours ago
Way too smart for some ppl. Lmao.
"...I'm jus some fuckin guy"
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FuaarkAestheticMusic 23 hours ago
I would watch the news if it was like this..
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CombatFlapjack 1 day ago
just like national news anywhere.
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hipstersFTW 1 day ago
haahaha, fucking amazing!
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Sou1zify 3 days ago
OMG genius!!
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derpy4u 4 days ago
I'm just some fucking guy
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1vkoz 5 days ago
lol
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HamaQalby 6 days ago
Some say it's because of one f****** reason, others say it's because of some OTHER f****** reason!! loool!
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huntedrasta 1 week ago
amazingg
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