Derpy Hooves -- DERP STAR -- My Little Pony Friendship Is Magic (MLP FIM)

Derpy describes her visit with the optometrist in her own words....

Derp Star Download:
http://www.mediafire.com/?7tq44le9lxd6tsu

LYRICS:

So I went to the doctor
About my vision, shocker!
And he says he knows why I can't see...
He blames it on my diet
And muffins won't suffice it.
I need foods with carotene...

He said... Oh Miss Hooves
Hey, here's your special diet
I laughed and laughed
Yeah that's a riot
You're never gonna make me do
Anything if I don't want to!

Muffins I'll eat!
Double I'll see!
Optometry
Can just bite me!

Might derp it up on the go (go)
But muffins I'll eat for sho'

Hey now!
I'm a derp star!
Got my derp on
Ditz-say
Wall-eyed
In my mail car
Lost your letter
Oops-say!

Like peanut butter jelly
Only muffins and Derpy

Said need glasses
But I know I'd just break 'em!
Dropped in the batter
Then smash and bake' em!
But the doctor man's beggin to differ
Claim it makes my world just a lil bit clearer

Apple bobbin' is such fun
Ooops they fell off
Down the drain they run
I play too rough
They can't keep up
Mr. Doc man you're delirious!

Hey now!
I'm a derp star!
Got my derp on
Ditz-say
Wall-eyed
In my mail car
Lost your letter
Oops-say!

Like Jack and Jill on a hill
Only Derpy's in the well...

La la la la la

Hey now!
I'm a derp star!
Got my derp on
Ditz-say
Wall-eyed
In my mail car
Lost your letter
Oops-say!

Like peanut butter jelly
Only muffins

Some pony once told me
That muffins were so yummy
So I went and baked some for myself
Now it's like " Hey! Can't go back!"
Muffins make me so glad
Won't you give me all you have?

Well... once you start derpin
You aint gonna stop derpin
Said see ya soon and left with my muffin
I'm just a ditz who knows what she loves
Watch yourself!
Drop anvils from above

It's part of me!
I am Derpy!
Who cares if I am impaired visually?

It ain't what the doctor wrote...
But muffins I'll eat for sho'

Hey now!
I'm a derp star!
Got my derp on
Ditz-say
Wall-eyed
In my mail car
Lost your letter
Oops-say!

Like Jack and Jill on a hill
Only Derpy's in the well...

Like peanut butter jelly
Only muffins and Derpy!



Credits & Crap

No copyright infringement intended.

Video and Derpy are from the series My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Hasbro / Lauren Faust / HUB Network
http://www.hubworld.com/my-little-pony/shows/friendship-is-magic

Original song: Smash Mouth -- All Star -- Interscope Records
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_jWHffIx5E&ob=av2e

Taggy McTaggerson

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[Tietokone102]

Is it true that you have a crisis about derpys real voice.

I mean your music relies on the fact that derpy would never talk.

That: DENIED!

[derpyderp910]

@Tietokone102

Nah! I'm just super excited homegirl got her chance in the spotlight! Was kinda shocked at the voice. Thought she'd be a little more "bubbly." But Derpy's unarguably awesome. Anything I do in the future will just be pitched less.

[AlphaWolfBlood]

"only muffins enter me" little suggestive

[derpyderp910]

@AlphaWolfBlood Did she say that? lol The intentional innuendo is "I play too rough... they can't keep up."

[br0niez]

Derpy in her mind : this song

Out loud: muuufffiiins!

[RevenTH]

FIrst two seconds - INSTANT LIKE, FAV, DOWNLOAD and XD

XD

[TheParanoidHunter]

@NeodymiumTiger

3: I do believe she is mentally handicapped.

[NeodymiumTiger]

@metangsonic

NO.

That's just wrong. Like sexually taking advantage of a mentally retarded person. Just no.

[emilysgotcurls]

@RevenTH XD BRO XD

[Kewlgals0147]

@Tietokone102 yes she has

[CreeperKillerID]

XD

[metangsonic]

"only muffins enter me"

wanna bet?

[O42omega]

LOL derpy is funny

[Littlemandude11]

For something this reminds me of Shrek....

[DJMLPwn]

@Predwolfz your a genius

[CrabTastingMan]

@derpyderp910 Yeah Derpy's voice was bit thick. That's cuz St. Germain voiced Derpy without knowing Derpy is female. Or so the saying goes.