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Uploaded by on Feb 26, 2006

A seemingly innocuous lecture on Euclidian geometry erupts into a musical list-making extravaganza about the infinite number of things that don't exist.

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It's based on an episode of Dinosaur Comics (www.qwantz.com) by the classy Ryan North. There was also a remix contest (www.qwantz.com/remix) which was totally sweet. The winner was www.thingsthatdontexist.com - a website where you can help us make an exhaustive list of things that don't exist!

This was part of the "Sock Puppet" episode of The Randumb Show available at http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=1003780820481907690

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  • Absolutely. Wonderful. *grin* Can I have the lyrics, please?!

  • Thanks! And definitely! You can find lyrics at qwantz.com/lyricsdonotexist.ht­ml

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  • Eggs as large as mars, cherry-flavored cars, 90-string guitars, immortal armadillos, paint chip pillows, billion kilo cigarillos, real Fox News sans point of views or fake tattoos held on with screws or duct tape zoos or argon shoes or cheap canoes made from kazoos or free shampoos from kangaroos. Twelve-handed clocks, magic bean stalks, woodless woodblocks, NASA space walks on earth or sock puppets made without any actual socks.

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  • Lyrics?

  • I had forgotten that this song existed! I wonder if I still have the MP3 tucked away somewhere . . .

  • "NASA spacewalks" haha!

  • damn, i am way too late to join on the discussion on WHY a circle doesn't exist

    the example because everything in the real world does have a height and therefore makes everything a cylinder is wrong.

    But a circle can't exist because no matter how good you draw/make a circle, no matter what kind of alchemy you use, it can never be perfectly round, therefore not a circle. Anyway...

    i always loved this vid

  • this is an awesome video

  • The lyrics don't exist!

  • ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.....­..sock puppets!!!!!!!!1

  • the example of the point is good, but the other examples are non-sense. the circle is an example. time. width, etc.

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