Things That Don't Exist
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Eggs as large as mars, cherry-flavored cars, 90-string guitars, immortal armadillos, paint chip pillows, billion kilo cigarillos, real Fox News sans point of views or fake tattoos held on with screws or duct tape zoos or argon shoes or cheap canoes made from kazoos or free shampoos from kangaroos. Twelve-handed clocks, magic bean stalks, woodless woodblocks, NASA space walks on earth or sock puppets made without any actual socks.
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Lyrics?
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I had forgotten that this song existed! I wonder if I still have the MP3 tucked away somewhere . . .
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"NASA spacewalks" haha!
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damn, i am way too late to join on the discussion on WHY a circle doesn't exist
the example because everything in the real world does have a height and therefore makes everything a cylinder is wrong.
But a circle can't exist because no matter how good you draw/make a circle, no matter what kind of alchemy you use, it can never be perfectly round, therefore not a circle. Anyway...
i always loved this vid
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this is an awesome video
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The lyrics don't exist!
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ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.....
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the example of the point is good, but the other examples are non-sense. the circle is an example. time. width, etc.
Absolutely. Wonderful. *grin* Can I have the lyrics, please?!
Serenthia 5 years ago
Thanks! And definitely! You can find lyrics at qwantz.com/lyricsdonotexist.html
JasonEppink 5 years ago 4