Nickelback Rockstar parody - Nascar by Earl Wayne & Linda Jo

Lyrics Below. ~ This Nascar song is a fun parody of Nickelback's Rockstar. Not only does it give credit to Dale Earnhardt Jr, it brought home the checkered flag for Earl Wayne and Linda Jo when it was voted amongst the top of the Nascar Driver's favorite songs in 2010.

Hello, My name is Earl Wayne. I have in-laws, or rather, outlaws, that have roots from back in the very beginning of what is now stock/modified car racing, that still live in the hills of Kentucky & Tennessee. My late father in law actually ran moonshine back in the day, and built and raced cars, along with his friends and family. Long before their was an establishment to tell them they couldn't bump and grind and smash and have fist fights afterwards. Anyway, I did a song parody to Nickelback's Rockstar and it's named just simply "Nascar". Of course I joke around and make fun of the Nascar establishment as a whole, but hey, if we can't laugh at ourselves who can we laugh at? Anyway, some people like it and some don't. Depending on their sense of humor and their feelings on whether the drivers should be allowed to race like in the old days or just drive the car in a circle. Anyway, you decide for yourself, but remember Dale Earnhardt's words as you do, "He who comes in second, is just the first loser."

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Lyrics:)
I must be out of my mind,
For just finding myself in.
Lines that seem to me to have no end,
Just to be a spectator,
When I can drive ever bit as good as them.

So what you want?

I want a Daytona trophy,
That sits on my shelf.
Right next to the brick,
That I won myself.
And not just because they rigged those races for me.

Tell me what you need.

I need to drink my beer,
Right from the can.
Cause when I crush it,
I feel just like a man.
And I like to impress those girls any way that I can.

You always do.

I want a trailer truck,
That hauls my car.
A sponsor big enough,
For a racing star.
And any old number at all would just fine with me.

So how you gonna get it?

I'm gonna trade this beer belly for a racing suit,
And a trophy big enough to be a good spittoon.

Cause I really just want to be a racing star,
Screaming round that track passing all those cars.
The girls come easy as the trophies I reap,
Oh how I wish those cars they had a back seat.
Well I show those slow fools how they should drive,
When I blow right past and I leave them behind.
The only time I pit is to change my snuff,
Look at myself in the mirror and let others catch up.
Well, hey - hey I want to drive a NASCAR,
hey - hey I want to drive a NASCAR,

I want to be great like Junior,
Without the hassles.
If you ain't trading paint,
You ain't racing you assholes.
Keep your racetrack rush hour cause I came here to win. Yes I did.

That's how to do it.

Well you can keep your gold diggers,
Cause I don't need them.
Just a girl with two bouncing tickets to heaven,
And my name and number
Plastered on her t-shirt.

So how you gonna get me?

I'm gonna trade this beer belly for a racing suit,
And a trophy big enough to be a good spittoon.

Cause I really just want to be a racing star,
Screaming round that track passing all those cars.
The girls come easy as the trophies I reap,
Oh how I wish those cars they had a back seat.
Well I show those slow fools how they should drive,
When I blow right past and I leave them behind.
The only time I pit is to change my snuff,
Look at myself in the mirror and let others catch up.
And I sign autographs after the race,
Sell lots of merchandise and get choppered away.
I'll be the speed daddy all the girls do adore,
Just a hot rod lover that they're all begging for.
Well, hey - hey I want to drive a NASCAR.

I'm gonna drive that car as fast as I can,
Know all the trophy girls with their sprayed on tans.
You'd think I was hauling shine across the county line,
The way I'm driving and having just a good old time.

Well I really just want to be a racing star,
Screaming round that track passing all those cars.
The girls come easy cause the trophies I reap,
Oh how I wish those cars they had a back seat.
Well I show those slow fools how they should drive,
When I blow right past and I leave them behind.
The only time I pit is to change my snuff,
Look at myself in the mirror and let others catch up.
And I sign autographs after the race,
Sell lots of merchandise and get choppered away.
You know I am the speed daddy all the girls do adore,
Just a hot rod lover that they're all begging for yeah.
Oh I love driving NASCAR.
Yes, thank you God,
For NASCAR.

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[junebug88in08]

I ♥ it!!! Kudos to Earl Wayne & Linda Jo for this one...never met ya but I get ya!!! DALE JR FAN 4 LIFE!!! (hope you don't mind...i had to share it on face book :}~

[rougevader]

Awesome, the fact that your rather old is inspiring. (not actually old, but compared to most youtube video posters) Young at heart, embrace the new age before its too late.

[2mottman]

Original better x a million

[ConfederateRokr]

better than the original

[3befreaky1]

NICE and im 1000 view

[waferthin99]

AMAZING! :L Love the fact or ure guys ages and how u look and still doing this youd expect teenagers AWESOME! XD

[djlilhippie]

Totally Awesome!!!!!!!!!! I love it!!!!!!!!

[GamingDezierz]

lol