Social Security Reform Bill Encourages Americans To Live Faster, Die Younger
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brb, gonna go die a muthafuckin' legend.
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Sounds fun we should try this it might work lol.
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@sc1fan4life herp
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0:40 looks like the stock on Virtual Soybeans went up!
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Prepare for a massive number of suicides on the USA ground! :D
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The Onion should have said "repealing all weapon restrictions", meaning everyone could legally buy even grenades and rocket launchers over the counter.
That obviously would most likely cause more deaths. But I don't think allowing the people who can buy guns legally now to buy machine guns and short barreled rifles/shotguns would cause much trouble.
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@sc1fan4life Thanks Captain Obvious
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That's contradictory. You can't lower government employees and maintain the same level of social service and allow people to retain jobs without going into private corporations, which contradicts social service. Ron Paul has really got to explain what he will do before he tells everyone what they want to hear.
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Thumps up if you actually stopped at 1:24 to see the list of pussy taxable items! :)
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Die a mother f-ing legend!!! I love the Onion.
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Die a mother fuckin' legend!
TheJKING94 4 months ago 15
@matthewm888888888888 Thank you captain!
TheSneakyBugger 5 months ago 4