Patton Oswalt - racist cell phone

another great bit by comedian Patton Oswalt

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Patton
• oswalt
• funny
• cell
• phone
• stand-up
• great

[ithdeciever]

LMAO

AHAHAHA

MEXICANS !!! BEEEP!

[Whitemanftl]

MEXICANS *beep

[DoubtfulGrace]

@WardancerHB

Curse you for perhaps being even nerdier than me! XD

[WardancerHB]

@DoubtfulGrace I guess it's ok to be very nerdy on an Patton Oswalt vid so I'm gonna politely point out that it's "Chewbacca".

I you want to you can insult me now.

[venomx2]

@CodyT3212 Please try this, we'd love to see your kind in a gutter.

[DoubtfulGrace]

4 people still think Chubaca is real.

[Turkemmangalivor]

That's so weird to remember those days now!

[jameschadkemp7]

@CodyT3212 no actually the percentage of people that actually die of shootings in america is highest in the world but its not like 100000000 people a year all in ethnic neighborhoods its a little over 10 thousand and i fucking grew up in east oakland and im the whitest person in my town right now and i never felt in danger really at all try walking through inglewood and you wont get hurt its just a racist stereotype that we developed during the riots in the race riots in the 90's and the 60's

[Omnominable]

@CodyT3212 You sound pretty scared, bro. I walk around flippin' on my nice phone around negroes all the times with no problem.

[CodyT3212]

I find this to be bullshit. If I were to go into the black ghetto, not only would I be robbed of my cell phone, but I'd be killed as well probably. I'm not a skinhead, but these are percentages people. I find Patton to be funny but this is just liberal garbage because obviously if a fat little white kid were to venture into one of these neighborhoods he'd be risking his life.

[Connerisawesome]

He also might've fudged the date to get in the Star Wars joke.

[I3M4N162]

Does it matter? He was close enough.