Purity Balls the Song

Written by Lisi Kent-Isaac and Nicole Scott

lyrics:
my father touched my shoulder
he said
"we're going to a purity ball"
there was something in his look
well it told me all
no boys shall you kiss
or you'll be a dirty slut
the only person i fuck
is god, oh god
god is the only one who knows
how to give a girl a great big 'o'
oh, purity ball
put your balls in my purity ball
if you have sex before marriage
you are now impure
you'll roast quite nice in hell
we know this thing for sure
unless you let your dad
start protecting your vag
the only one i fuck
if my father, oh jesus christ
he's my dad he's my dad he's my god
oh, purity balls
put your ball in my purity ball

Category:

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Tags:

• purity
• balls

[yangy01]

FCK U* BITCH!!!!!!!! dont ver say that shit bout god u ugly ass bitch!!! u white bitch

[lisettegirlgirl]

@yangy01

ready to get owned? okay go.

judging by your spelling i will do you a favor and point out that this video is SATIRE, which you may not have ever heard of. from wikipedia:

In satire, human ... vices...abuses, or shortcomings are held up to censure by means of ridicule...irony, ... with the intent to bring about improvement.

[lisettegirlgirl]

@yangy01

Hear that? IMPROVEMENT. If you are concerned about people disrespecting your god, start talking to the people using his name as an excuse to stunt the choice, growth, and autonomy of women. why no purity balls for boys? riddle me that before you start calling me a white bitch.

[lisettegirlgirl]

@yangy01

ps your god would never call someone an ugly ass bitch in the same sentence as you use god's name. you idiot.

[Kilshot666]

This girl is now my hero

[HippiesAreCoool]

Ahahahhaha!!!!!! This iz so funny. Lolol ur so cool.

[foreal1992]

Awesome

[BigArtistMiMi]

this girl is cool

[Wombat1965]

Hahahaha!!! Great song girl...you've made my day. We don't have this crap here in Australia we find it all a bit creepy... Once again, well done!

[CousinoMacul]

LOL!