Fleas on my nuts!

Happy Holidays Everyone!
Fleas on my nuts
My dog slept in my bed last night and I woke up with these fleas on my nuts
Fleas on my nuts
Yeah there's fleas on my nuts
Now they're crawling around and biting on my very tender nuts
I gotta' tell you it's very itchy
It's very itchy itchy itchy itchy
A little bloody but it's mostly itchy on the bottom of my nuts
Fleas on my nuts
I tried to suck up the fleas by taking a vacuum cleaner to my nuts
Fleas on my nuts
My girlfriend walked in when I had the vacuum cleaner on my nuts
Ohh That is sick
Oh baby it's not what you're thinking
No baby it's not what you're thinking
Oh baby please it's not what you're thinking
there's some fleas on my nuts
And it's very very very painful
Don't run away it's so very painful
I am telling you it's very painful
In the bottom of my nuts
Fleas on my nuts
Hungry fleas on my nuts
I got a pink flea collar and I tightened it around my nuts
Fleas on my nuts
I am kind of getting aroused now by these wonderful fleas on my nuts
Oddly enough I kind of like the pain now
It's all tingly and I like the pain now
Very surprised I like the pain now
from the fleas on my nuts
Well oh well oh well it's very kinky
Putting some fleas down there on your dinky
My girlfriend left me cause it's way too freaky
Go put fleas on your nuts

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• jimbo
• matison
• fleas
• on
• my
• nuts
• hot
• blonde
• sex
• christmas
• song
• asian

[1269lucy]

Makes the Holidays worthwhile!

[CHINGATEPUTO123]

omg rofl lol lmao lmfao haha

[bonbonoui]

ohhhh jeeeembo.

[jumichanga]

I am never letting my dog sleep on my bed. EVER.

Toooo funny!