BIRD ATTACKS IN SF!! PROTECT YOURSELF!!! (with the Urban Sombrero, now with Bird Attack Deterrent)

For the downtown man that has everything but a proper defense against raging bird attacks, we are proud to introduce the experimental Urban Sombrero with Bird Attack Deterrent.. Walk the streets of the financial district in look-at-me style with the full confidence that you are protected from that one bird that swoops down on everybody. With the retro yet classic look of our chevy's sombrero and our state-of-the-art avian decoy, you'll be telling that bird: "I"m no fool."

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• urban
• sombrero
• sf
• san francisco
• financial district
• bird attack
• bird
• eli
• rosie
• bird deterrent
• chevy's sombrero
• lunch
• break
• fool.

[Gurkmassa]

Bird rage!

[GamingEpix]

lol only 2 comments

[DRiPPz6800]

i need a hat like that

[shinranshoni]

lol thats hilarious, <3 swoops