Dangerous by SlimThugS (USPTO rap)

Lyrics (by SlimThugS):

Dangerous, Im so muthufuck*n dangerous.

This attorney, he stepped up to me
He tried to knock down my 103
But you aint gonna amend past me
Cause I shot him back with a 102b

I spit out office actions like Bizzy Bones flow
Im da mofo of the U.S.P.T.O.
From the L.I.E. to the primary
Everybody knows Im down with da S.P.E.

Just another examiner representing A-town
Cause thats the city where it all goes down
We be hustling from Remsen to Knox
Its like a block party from Queens to South Bronx

Dangerous, Im so muthufuck*n dangerous.

Using databases WEST and EAST
Everybody knows Im da database beast
You think you can get a patent with those claims?
Boy you better think twice, those claims are so lame

Hanging with my homies John Dudas and Doll
They be blinging it out like Johnny Dang and Paul Wall
Im on top of my game, I got my counts in
Cause yall gangstas know that Im gonna win

You think youre up for reexamination?
Boy you best strap down for extermination
Cause I just found a 102b prior art
Now the beatdowns gonna start

Dangerous, Im so muthufuck*n dangerous.

Whos the examiner they told you not to mess?
Yo homeboy, its SlimThugS
Whos the examiner thats better than the rest?
Yo homeboy, its SlimThugS
Whos the examiner thats the best?
Yo homeboy, its SlimThugS
Whos the examiner thats on a quest?
Yo homeboy, its SlimThugS

I hit em with a 102b, What!?........
Dangerous, Im so muthufuck*n dangerous.

music samples the following: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mEa86ToJNGc

Category:

Music

Tags:

• U.S.P.T.O.
• USPTO
• P.T.O.
• PTO
• patent
• patent office
• pattent attorney
• rap
• gangsta rap
• SlimThugS
• patents
• alexandria

[snodule]

The corresponding attorney video's going to have a way bigger production budget.

[rollinskp]

Look, a 102(b) doesn't make you dangerous. That makes you regular. Now, if you have the balls to give out a 105 rejection, THEN you would be dangerous!!!

[erbiumfiber]

Sadly, this represents the attitude of a lot of US patent examiners- they feel like they "win" if they just reject everything rather than forming any kind of cooperative relationship with the applicant/attorney and working towards allowable subject matter. If that's what it takes to make you feel like a tough guy, well, then I feel sorry for you and those like you.

[biotechrap]

since when does mu -- f-in dangerous .. (repeat x times) qualify as Lyrics? if you guys/girls wanna see real talk about patent law, in time and in rhyme, chek Music video tab, on emirabel com

[kingcrab51]

LOL = you are so dangerous, lol! What's dangerous is anyone who gets involved with this USPTO crap, and if you be dangerous, it's so SLOW that Grandpa could get away before you do shit, ha ha. It shouldn't be dangerous, it should be inept.

[surattius]

Good lyrics, great topic. Needs back up singers, instruments, and rhythm. Then you'd be set, claimboy!

[HenrockCav47]

This lame-ass isn't an examiner anymore. He became a public searcher at the PTO, and then got fired because all he did was walk around smiling and dragging his feet like an ass.

[Gasimpso]

so dangerous

[nastmasterrex]

go eat some ensure, beyotch.

[gux999]

read your 119 dumbass