Zarkov vs the Trolls

This is a small video game I made. I was doing something totally unrelated to this and it just happened.

I apologise.

edit: Now playable on a browser near you - http://tiwaking.hostzi.com/trollgame/zarkovvstrolls.html

Category:

Gaming

Tags:

• Zarkov
• Trolls
• on3network

[Xenolightning]

lololol! n1 tiwa

[Xenolightning]

@Tiwaking That is constructive! Constructively awesome too.

[Tiwaking]

@ifitmeansalottoyou00 Or watch?v=89J2dOyJqNw

[Tiwaking]

@ifitmeansalottoyou00 No, that would be this guy: watch?v=YHc_nyaqhvU

[ifitmeansalottoyou00]

@Tiwaking You sick bastard.

[Tiwaking]

@ifitmeansalottoyou00 I have one! Zarkov. He's a cat you see. He's my favourite pussy. Pussy puss puss!

[ifitmeansalottoyou00]

@Tiwaking Too bad all those smarts get you approximately 0 pussy.

[Tiwaking]

@Tiwaking Did you see what I did there? I used a play on words: 'economic recession' implies financial hardship and I used the phrase 'pays not to be choosy' as a play on words between the financial benefit of being payed/paying for a product or service contrasted with the 'pays' of making an abstract decision.

Man I'm good!

[Tiwaking]

@ifitmeansalottoyou00 In this time of economic recession it pays not to be choosy.

[Tiwaking]

@ifitmeansalottoyou00 *insert dramatic chipmunk here*

[ifitmeansalottoyou00]

@Tiwaking *Or men.

[ifitmeansalottoyou00]

@Tiwaking You're welcome. Maybe my contribution can take your mind off the women you plan on abducting.