Jimmy Soul - If You Want To Be Happy

Jimmy Soul - If You Want To Be Happy

Lyrics:

f you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So from my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So from my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you

A pretty woman makes her husband look small
And very often causes his downfall
As soon as he marries her then she starts
To do the things that will break his heart

But if you make an ugly woman your wife
you'll be happy for the rest of your life
An ugly woman cooks meals on time
And she'll always give you peace of mind

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So from my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you

Sax solo

Don't let your friends say you have no taste
Go ahead and marry anyway
Though her face is ugly, her eyes don't match
Take it from me, she's a better catch

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So from my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you

Spoken:
Say man!
Hey baby!
I saw your wife the other day!
Yeah?
Yeah, an' she's ug-leeee!
Yeah, she's ugly, but she sure can cook, baby!
Yeah, alright!

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So from my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So from my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So from my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So from my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you

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Tags:

• Jimmy
• Soul
• If
• You
• Want
• To
• Be
• Happy
• Audio4You

[zanto123456789]

lol would be awesome if you sang this to your wedding! xD

[PrinceOfPlease]

@darkconversationist Mmm... it's just as I suspected. Though women accuse men of being shallow and vain, there's a guy willing to admit women who are less attractive make better wives. But I have yet to meet a woman who says similar things about ugly men.

Women are the vain, selfish gender, not men. Thanks for confirming this. :)

[MalbourneFerreke]

@PrinceOfPlease I see ugly men together with pretty women all the time but yet to see it the other way around. I think it's safe to say in general, that both genders are incredibly shallow.

[ICEMANof92]

I think everyone is beautiful as they are. No one should be made to feel ugly.

[danr2019]

well most girls these days are ugly, just take off their 2 pounds of makeup, remove the spray tan, stop the botox, and u will find what u never wanted to ..oh god..put it back on please.

[Kuwaiti1990]

lemon party

[PrinceOfPlease]

@bybrooke Perhaps you're not, I'm just trying to get under her skin. XD

[MrThomasTuba]

point taken: if you want to eat well in marriage,  Ugly women cook better.

[bluesatsunset]

Thanks Jimmy Soul, you've killed Lemonparty for me.

[bybrooke]

@PrinceOfPlease I'm not selfish =[.

[MADDOG6400]

6 months later, Lemon Party comes to mind.

Thanks, Lemon Party. You ruined this track for me!

[SSHelloKitty]

Bad Ass Wankers sever from Day of Defeat map switch music.. thumbs up