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[epshot]

TOO SOON ALERT!!!

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The tsunami hit Japan because the laundry gnomes were tired and angry of seeing the unbelievers live a life of wearing soiled clothing. They thought: What better way to open their eyes to the TRUTH and the POWER of the laundry gnomes than to clean ALL the clothes in Japan all at once!!!

[GallusSapien]

You never loose a pair of socks! Its only one sock or the other you lose!

[smokeak47]

@CapnnOrdinary Someone has a problem understanding his point. lol He was saying that someone can't be angry at something they don't believe exists. He wasn't comparing god to magical laundry gnomes, but the idea that someone could hate something that doesn't exist. It is not a strawman. Why don't you start using that 5 pounds of grey matter in your head, and not jump to random conclusions that prove you're an ignorant fucktard.

[FUCKOFFYOURGAY]

lmao! brilliant!

[AbusiveAntitheist]

crazy ideas like detergent theory. LOL

[tctheunbeliever]

You need to open your dryer to the laundry gnomes so that they can clean out the dirty lint filter of your soul. While one man's clothes need only the Gentle Cycle, another man's will need the Extra Heavy. And you must be sure you are plugged in and ready to receive the power found in your House. Don't forget your offerings--the smell of baked dryer sheets is pleasing to the noses of gnomes.

And close the lid. Laundry gnomes will only work their miracles when nobody is looking.

[ResignDarkness8]

Laundry gnomes are bullshit. That's so fucking stupid. Legitly guy, they don't exist...you only lose a sock if you're a fucking retard. think about it, you put the damn sock in there, spins around and shit, gets clean, you take it out, whatever. A pair of socks. I sure don't lose socks, doubt you do, and anyone who does, is in fact, a dumbass. thnx. =)

[saintpine]

OH come on, like every religious text, we need to go threw a phase of a few hundred years of word of mouth before anything should be written down, how do you expect the story to sound mysteriously and ridiculous enough without hundreds of thousands of manipulations.

[Teloculos]

Repent NOW or YOU shall FOREVER be CURSED with the mystery sock that MATCHETH NOT! Worship the Sacred Soap Flakes and do NOT Deny the Inner Mystery that IS known to the UNINITIATED as conditioner!

Because if you don't I'll kill you, take your daughters and rape them. I'll burn you for heresy. Maybe, after I've chilled out, I might just get in your face and never shut up about how you should respect the magical laundry gnomes and understand the 'requirements' that come with such a revelation.

[SpyHotz404]

Damn MLGs! Those cunts stole my favorite cargo shorts! I must enlist a few SubGenii to root those bastards out. Then again, I DID find a twenty in the dry stuff not too long ago...guess they're not all bad.