Neutral Ninja

this is my 3rd parody song. this one was finished on 9/24/11. i made this one the day after i got my red belt in hap ki do, which i take at my school as a gym class. so ya enjoy my latest single


Here are the lyrics

The Lazy Song Parody (Neutral Ninja)

Today I don't feel like fighting anyone
I just wanna hang up my sword
Don't feel like putting on my Gee, so go away and leave me be
'Cause today I swear I'm not fighting anyone, uh

Not gonna pick my room up, to get some more cash
Turn the TV on, throw my knives in the trash
Nobody's gon' tell me I can't, nuh

I'll be laying on in bed just chilling with my honey
Then go to Micky D's so I can waste all of my money
'Cause when I eat there, I'm a freaking pig

Oh yes, I said it, I said it
I said it 'cause I'm big

Today I don't feel like fighting anyone
I just wanna hang up my sword
Don't feel like putting on my Gee, so go away and leave me be
'Cause today I swear I'm not fighting anyone
No one at all, (woo hoo)x2(hoo) no one at all, (woo hoo)x2(hoo)

Tomorrow I'll wake up, start to swing my nun-chucks
Find a real nice girl, hand her over my bucks
And she's gonna yell out
This is great
(Oh my god, this is great)

Yeah, I might mess around
And get my second degree
I bet Fiacco will be so proud of me
But sorry coach, you'll just have to wait

Oh yes, I said it, I said it
I said it 'cause I'm great

Today I don't feel like fighting anyone
I just wanna hang up my sword
Don't feel like putting on my Gee, so go away and leave me be
'Cause today I swear I'm not fighting anyone

No, I ain't puttin on my clothes
'Cause I ain't learnin any throws
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

I'll just play a little bit of pool
And beat everyone so cool
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, OH

Today I don't feel like fighting anyone
I just wanna hang up my sword
Don't feel like putting on my Gee, so go away and leave me be
'Cause today I swear I'm not fighting anyone
No one at all, (woo hoo)x2(hoo) no one at all, (woo hoo)x2(hoo)

No one at all

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[Bivolari]

Congratulations on the red belt.

[2011rednose]

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