Monkey - Words Cannot Describe (Sumatran Surfariis)

(Sorry if you're missing some of Monkey's classic sound bites. Peter Gabriel must have complained about the original background song of "Shock the Monkey", so we had to use this stupid generic audio track they provided that basically buried his comments. Yeah YouTube.). Another masterpiece from Carlos McCarthy of Anonimo Media: Mark "Monkey" Byrne is an official member of the Sumatran Surfariis team. Words and video simply do NOT do the man justice. Here are a few key points:

1.) His voice is higher than Mike Tyson's
2.) He is buffer than Mike Tyson.
3.) He swears his dad is "much hairier" than him, though it is physically impossible for anyone to be "much" hairier than him, if at all.
4.) It is virtually impossible to knock this man off his surfboard, especially when he's in a barrel.
5.) He is fitter than you, no matter how young or old you are.
6.) He has more euphemisms for going the bathroom, having sex, getting drunk, getting tubed, and basically any physical act than you can possibly imaging
7.) He has more crazy stories, many of which will be repeated several times during the course of one boat trip, than you can possibly imagine.
8.) He does a mean Johnny Cash imitation, and his George Bush will have you pissing yourself.
9.) His dance moves blow yours away.
10.) This list could go on forever.
11.) You simply have not lived until you've taken a boat trip with this man.

To find out how you can experience the awesomeness that is Monkey, check out http://www.sumatransurfariis.com for more info.

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• Indo
• Indonesia
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• boat
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[dangflo]

i hope im that buff when im oldlol

[dsiudara]

You'd hope you'e that buff at ANY age. He's a true freak of nature.

[jc2007rose]

he is so silly, what did he eat? attractive older man:)

[dsiudara]

It's the still-beating heart of a tuna. When you catch one off the back of the boat, the Indos consider it good luck (and a source of power/virility) if you eat the heart right after you catch the fish, while it's still pumping. They don't even taste that bad, but Monkey almost yacks every time.

[satx2007]

Great video. This guy is really hot. Do you have any more videos of him?

[GOTFURWA]

dad s a hot hairy well built man

[hunterboy6141973]

YEahh! Wham off the crispies mate! My friend thought he was an ax murderer for about three days!

[LiteLittle]

This magnificent male needs an HD video

[akfurlover]

Nice combination of good humor, physique, age and, of course, that FUR ... love to see a "natural" masculine-looking man for a change on You Tube.

[MrDragonslayer3000]

this guys a farken sick cunt

GOT THE FILTH

[Simpliband]

wow,nice white hair! :)

[jesussxm]

I find this video inspiring! Have watched it about 30 times for the day.

To find what you are born to do, and to actually get to do it. Thanks for posting this video...

P.S. the music is perfect

[MrNaed]

thats the life budsi, get back out there!

[thedqp]

yeaaaaaaaah budsi

[rotteklo]

He kinda looks like John McCain.

[ILoveDaddies]

damn he's hot!