the calculus version of eminem's rap.
Lyrics:
I'm not afraid (I'm not afraid)
Of integrands (of integrands)
Everybody (everybody)
Come to this land (come to this land)
No need for calculators, That's the norm.
Whatever math is, On the board,
Just simplify it, to make it so
The answers become easy to find every time.
Yeah, It's been a ride...
I had to give up some of my social life to get here
Now some of you might still have trouble with this
But if you need calc help, just follow me
I'll get you there
I can read lessons off of the page before you say 'em
But I know I still need a little guidance 'fore the mayhem
Of the test so I don't spend the whole night to cram
Then fall to sham on every question on it; disappoint my fam
With my grade. I'm doing this for me, studying calc
In BC. So stressed out, but that's not stopping me
I'mma get myself above a B, without a doubt undoubtedly
It's no impossibility. I'm breakin' through the scoring creed.
No if ands or buts don't try to deter each attempt from me
I'm still listenin' to this, smart board lecture, he's presentin'
It's reachin' me powerfully, learn hourly
Until the bells ring or my pencil drops, my hand all singed
Whichever comes first, for better or worse
I learn it all the same, disks and washers till midnight.
Definites in bursts, then revolving till the merge
That's one part down. time to search for another function
I'm not afraid (I'm not afraid)
Of integrands (of integrands)
Everybody (everybody)
Come to this land (come to this land)
No need for calculators, That's the norm.
Whatever math is, On the board,
Just simplify it, to make it so
The answers become easy to find every time.
(Degitz)
Ok quit tryin' to blow off this class, and take off your cap
I shouldn't have to remind you of the rules so you know you can't nap
Stop all your side talking, it's no calculaugh
This is integrating, you got no time for your crap
And you my man, I help you get this down, now go back
To conics, F-N-I-N-T works I promise, in fact
Let's be honest, the last calc problem was "ehhhh"
Perhaps I need to make em harder this time round.
Relax, just integrate, don't back down
All I'm tryn' to say is that, don't need to stress out
Cause I ain't messin' around
This ain't a game you can avoid, tell ya right now
Finding complex volumes of shapes, hows that sound
But I know you're still tryin' to figure this class out
I think that it's important but I guess you don't
You may hear the sound but don't know what it's 'bout
It's time to wake up from your dreamin'
The next week's chapter test is real, yo.
I'm not afraid (I'm not afraid)
Of integrands (of integrands)
Everybody (everybody)
Come to this land (come to this land)
No need for calculators, That's the norm.
Whatever math is, On the board,
Just simplify it, to make it so
The answers become easy to find every time.
And I just keep u-subbin' this way
So on my test day, I'm never going to forget
I've studied hard, Now no more dreamin'
I'm standing up, with the strength I've found
I've had enough, mediocre work
Time to get my solid A grade right now (now)
It was my decision to study, I did it for me
Admittedly, just so I could survive a week maybe three
So I could pass arc-length you see. Possibly surface area too
Don't even realize the mess I'm in, to fill these shoes.
It's like I've got a stinger, stuck under the skin of my little finger
I think I got a tear in my eye, because the pain just lingers.
For real, hope that I don't get caught by the ringer, still scribblin'
Bout these conical figures. no more drama from now on, I promise
To use the right method for integrals given and I won't surrender
So I solemnly swear to get through this proof like the gauntlet and face it
They couldn't get a single answer on it
Cause the way I feel, I'm strong enough to trust in my sub.
The test won't shove me 'round cause I'll work till timer up
Cause I'm raising the bar, I shoot for the moon
Too busy to gaze at stars, I feel amazing and
I'm not afraid (I'm not afraid)
Of integrands (of integrands)
Everybody (everybody)
Come to this land (come to this land)
No need for calculators, That's the norm.
Whatever math is, On the board,
Just simplify it, to make it so
The answers become easy to find every time.
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