Atheist Comedy - God's Priorities

Thanking God and saying prayers for yourself is arrogant and selfish. There are people in much worse situations than you. Why should you be a higher priority? Why are you so special? WHY? I'll tell you why. It's because your god is really nothing more than an extension of your own ego.
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Why the Philhellenes bashing (it was friendly):
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[tdjdk]

@MissDreamAries

Nothing can come from nothing? Then neither can god, or you kill your own argument.

Who created god? And if you claim that god was not created and has existed forever, then I claim the same thing about the universe. Only 1 difference in our claims - the universe is observed reality

[romad20000]

I can tell by the votes that at least 114 people are shit heads

[TheMetalManiac1981]

I agree, that's one of the reasons I just can't do it anymore. What about everyone else? Thank u for expressing this so well.

[TheMetalManiac1981]

Ingeniousness, you should be on Adult Swim.\m/

[hellobal100]

to all Christians read ur bible and then have a rational stand on god plz

[bill23138]

@MrBumblesayswhat dude i dont give a fuck about ur quote ive never ead the bible and dont take it literally. Loser

[MrBumblesayswhat]

@bill23138 You call me a douche, yet in Luke 6:41 does it not say, ""Why do you look at the speck that is in your brother's eye, but do not notice the log that is in your own eye?"

Yes, devil can quote scripture.

[MalchikBlue]

I love how Owiti is a pygmy.

[Pollypo66]

Philhellenes XD ahahahahahahahahahaahhahah This is great.

[merkur32123]

@FallingInLight83 How can you not see the universe? That's like Being blind. Seriously, everything we know is inside of this Universe, including you! While no one ever seen god.

[Aaron33860]

Lol god damn auto correct

[Aaron33860]

@tigersforchrist Jesus Christ or He'll?!? So what you're saying is walk the plank or join our crew Rrr!!! Lol I love how our free will revolves around just 2 choices. But hey, at least the pirate captain loves us.