secret escape plan

I know you have one. I know it involves attacking the eye.
Sorry about the interlacing. I'm trying to resolve the audio sync problem i had before.
Hope you all have a lovely weekend and hope you're all well. We're all pretty bloody lucky considering the shit that's going down in the world at the moment
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[Ofaliss1]

My escape plan involves pulling out my penis. The attacker(s) will die from laughter.

[djChives95]

Yes, you knee them. With your elbow.

[XxRaindr0op]

My secret escape plans:

*Run out the door

*Scream, punch and run

*Scream, stab and run

etc

Why do all of them include running? I don't even like running...

[HeikeStewart]

I have a mental list of all the weapons in my house, plans of how I would be able to get to the closest one, and how to get my girlfriend and my dog out......and the rest of the people in my house I guess....maybe

[MuzikElephant]

IM SO LIKE YOU

[StarkidMary]

I swear this read Santa's Escape Plan.

[animebooklover1]

my plan is let them take me than my life will have some excitement in it a bit more than fighting them off for a short bit

[SpartanDB]

i don't think it's paranoid...because if the shit goes down and you don't have a plan, then you're done....BOOM that's wisdom right there

[drewmightplaypiano]

@fashiongeek111 why??

[magpie2541]

stop saying call me or i will lol. secret escape is classified i could tell but then i would have to kill you

[fashiongeek111]

i cracked up laughing when i paused this vid on 2:48

[gardemoncoeur]

lol I like how your shirt progressively slides down your arm throughout the video ahhhaha