Penny Arcade Podcasts - ...When I Search Bear Rape

I'm Finding Alot Of Really Weird Stuff When I Search Bear Rape

While trying to decide how to describe their hideous Mass Effect-inspired female alien, Tycho recalls that the phrase "red-hot guardhairs" is off limits because it was used in a hilarious mid 90's news article by The Onion. He then reads said article, much to Gabe's delight.

Recorded September 19, 2007 for the comic In The Love Nest Of The Har'akki.

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UPDATE: The original Onion article isn't available online because it's from 1995 and their archives only go back to '96. So here's a scan I made of the article, which can be found in their book "Finest News Reporting."

http://papodcasts.speedrunwiki.com/070919%20-%20Onion%20Article.jpg

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[Hunterpewpew1]

Thanks so much for the link to the image of that report <3

[ImNgamer]

No problem buddy.

[Casnazer]

Bear rape... really shouldn't bring this much joy to so many.

[ernestalba]

Ha, thanks for this. I've listened to this countless times on my ipod. yes, i'm sad.

[PUNKxSOUTH]

Hahahahahaha, win.

[hitupfatboy]

lol the original pedobear

[SilverSinspawn]

BRISTLING WITH NIPPLES

[sluggo06]

Manly guys doing manly things is pretty good

[Aeshir2]

Ohhhhhh I miss this podcast so much. The PATV episodes are still great though.

[madmadmaddymad]

1:55 is my favorite!!! (I CAN'T BREATHE!!!)

[Charliebonce]

NAKA

[PinkPinkie2000]

STRANGE nipples.

bristling with STRANGE nipples.