Dirty Ditties & Naughty Limericks

TheMudbrooker challenged me and....I know this can be nothing but disappointing...
I KNOW you'd think I'd have a vast library to choose from
You'll have to fin your filth else where

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If you haven't done it yet consider yourself tagged!

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[TerraRising1]

That's Colonel Potter, not Captain, you Canadian Cougar! :)

[nelliediddle]

@TerraRising1 awe crap...one beer & I can't remember shiet

[billseybob]

yankey doodle went to london riding on his mother

everytime they hit a bump he'd have a little brother

[billseybob]

there once was a cardinal from kent

who's penis was so long and bent

he'd fold it in two

as he started to screw

and instead of cumming he went.

[billseybob]

there once was an amorous abbott

and as young boys did pass he would grab it

he stated for fun

that he'd like to do nun

but its to hard to get in the habit

[doaftheloaf]

one of my own...

When I leave them, the girls want me knowing

That they gave me an adequate blowing

That way they can say

That they blew me away

At the same time, I'm coming and going.

[astrofrk]

I guess it takes an Ol' Sailor:

There once was an explorer named Dave.

Who found a dead whore in a cave.

Well she wasn't very pretty,

and she was missing a titty.

But look at the MONEY Dave saved!

[astrofrk]

I guess it takes an Ol' Sailor:

There once was an explorer named Dave.

Who found a dead whore in a cave.

Well she wasn't very pretty,

and she was missing a titty.

But look at the MONEY Dave saved!

[FishNoLegs]

there was a young whore from Peru,

who filled her vagina with glue

said she with a grin

if they pay to get in

they'll pay to get out of it, too!

[DonQuixotedeKaw]

As per a recent request of NeoBards, I wrote this;

Robo Bo Bubba Ba Cunta,

was charged for a softball team's junta,

a Scotch witness was called,

asked if she crushes balls,

said;

"Naaa, she's more of a buntah".

[AnonEyeMouse]

... Eventually I got it out, battered, bruised and sore,

believe it or believe it not the bitch she wanted more,

OOOOOhhhhhh... Good morning mrs brown... (repeat until bored, you lose your voice or your teacher sends you to detention. Actually, sing it until you GET to detention).

[AnonEyeMouse]

Disturbingly I can only remember one dirty song from school in it's entirity:

Good morning mrs brown, bless your heart and soul,

I tried to fuck your daughter but I could not find the hole,

Eventually I found it, underneath her frock,

believe it or believe it not I could not find my cock,

Eventually I found it, scrawny, long and thin,

believe it or believe it not I could not get it in.

Eventually I got it in, and wiggled it about,

Believe it or believe in not I could not get it out...