Kiss My Monkey
Kiss My Monkey is a crazy all-shaking all-sounding cheeky chimp that's guaranteed to make you cheery! Simply kiss his furry big beige belly to excite and activate him! You'll witness a wicked display of mad monkey business as he jiggles shakes and quivers about insanely, echoing out extreme ear-splitting calls of screeching monkey silliness!
He may look dumbly innocent from the front, but the kinky Kiss My Monkey has something for the ladies at the back -- and we're not talking mullets! Flip him over or twirl him around as he's shaking it to see his peachy pert cheeks wriggle around for absolute hilarity! Kiss My Monkey demands your kisses and affection and in turn promises to put on a show that'll crown you primate prankster! Be the King of the Swingers with Kiss My Monkey.
About Kiss My Monkey
Kiss My Monkey is a soft plush monkey which vibrates, shakes and makes screeching monkey calls when you kiss its big beige belly!
Kiss My Monkey comes with his own little post which he clings onto whilst he swings and shakes!
Kiss My Monkey features a little motion sensor which senses when you go near to kiss him and reacts by setting off the crazy features of Kiss My Monkey!
Kiss My Monkey is covered in ultra soft golden beige fur and has a cheeky nude pert behind!
Kiss My Monkey measures approximately 26 cm x 15 cm x 9 cm
Kiss My Monkey requires 2 x AA batteries (these batteries are not included) For the required batteries please follow this link:
http://www.find-me-a-gift.co.uk/aa-lr6-duracell-batteries-4-pack.html
Kiss My Monkey is suitable for cheeky chimps everywhere!
If someone you knew uttered 'Kiss My Monkey' to you, you might feel like either bashing them over the head with a banana or throwing peanuts fiercely in their direction. But wait! What's this? Kiss My Monkey isn't some derogatory put down? It's actually a soft furry friendly plush toy that shakes his ass and lets out crazed monkey calls? Too true!
Ideal to break up tension in terrible arguments or simply as a sneak-up-and-surprise tactic, the wicked Kiss My Monkey promises to make you the chimpion of fun around friends and family! With a convenient hanging post, you can dangle your Kiss My Monkey from the unsuspecting wardrobe and then watch in hilarity as your shocked victim jumps a mile as Kiss My Monkey shakes and calls wriggling in and out of their skirt suits!
A humble ape from the front but a brazen badass from the back, Kiss My Monkey has a completely shaven set of firm sexy buttocks which wriggle around raunchily as he "ee ee ee's" like a complete and utter loon!
A party animal at heart, Kiss My Monkey likes nothing more than to be the centre of attention and thrives on the ladies kisses! Have him hanging around the house for a real conversation starter or sneak him into bed at night as a soft cuddly sleeping partner! (Just make sure you switch him off before you snooze as his wild monkey calls and sensational shaking may send you into shock!)
The most giggle-inducing gibbon you'll ever stumble across, grab Kiss My Monkey today and start your day with a smooch and a shake!
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