Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry

A list of reasons not to go to this school

When I refer to the horse, fly-y thing, I mean Buckbeak.
When I refer to Edward Cullen, I mean Robert Pattinson's character Sedrick
Diggery.

I recorded this before my haircut so I am still a scruffy man!

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[xRozabellex]

1. Hagrid is a half-giant 2. Hippogriffs are only dangerous if you're stupid and don't listen to Hagrid. Otherwise they're awesome. 3. The curse is now broken. 4. In current times, Harry doesn't go to Hogwarts, and Voldemort is dead. 5. Good question. 6. The basilisk is dead. 7. Snape is a hero. 8. The serial killers trying to break in are all gone now. 9. Cedric isn't Edward Cullen. Also it's spelled Cedric Diggory. 10. Yeah, that sucked. 11. You're learning how to defend yourself from them.

[themcrookedseagulls]

@xRozabellex ..damn :L

[xRozabellex]

@themcrookedseagulls So now that I've quelled your fears about Hogwarts, do you want to go there?

[themcrookedseagulls]

@xRozabellex ONLY if I get into a good house. Not the evil one!

[themcrookedseagulls]

@themcrookedseagulls but so was draco and his father and they were evil!

[potterheadyesiam]

those are the reasons i want to go

[hannja11]

you forgot the proffesor who's a werewolf and evil fish-people who live in the lake

[LauraLu272]

@themcrookedseagulls syltherin isnt ALLLL evil..

[xRozabellex]

@themcrookedseagulls That's debatable. I don't think they were really evil, just cowards.

[xRozabellex]

@themcrookedseagulls And which one would you be considering "the evil one"? I hope you don't mean Slytherin, because Severus Snape (the hero) was in that house...