Jizzz On CoD4[TM]

LOL, pisstake of jizz in my pants obviously.
tbh, i didnt even know of this till burns and nino came and told me to sing for it, and i didnt mind tbh, it did seem quite good, then i heard the lyrics, they fit so well,
i sung it,
Burns + Nino writ it.

Lyrics[TM]
Lock eyes from across the map
I saw a sniper hiding in a gap
I saw your head, skip the names
You fail at these awesome games
See that bullet through the cloud and smoke
You may think that this is a joke
Ninja defuse as you stand near
Im sorry that you didnt see me dear

You leave this game, and go outside
I cant do that think about my pride
The whole night, Ive got in store
Headshot you, through a door
And I jizz in my pants,

This really never happens you can take my word
How did you kill me?
Thats just absurd
Mainly your fault for the way that you glitch
and I jizz in my pants
Now go tell your friends that I raped your butt
Ran behind you, and gave you a cut
I look at the leader board 2nd from top
So I threw a frag, and killed a lot




I load the game, takes a bit to start
Infantrys a work of art
Check out this map that I just love
Playing on shipment gives me a buzz
I start to use the G3
And I pull off head shot's 1, 2, 3
I trigger finger like a mod
Suddenly I get semi hard
Ha! They left the game, little Pratt
But what do you expect from noobie twat
And I jizz in my pants




I pick up a guide book from the library
Cod 4 top tips it helps me mostly
And that night, I played so good
So I jazzed in my pants
What are these red dots I see?
Wow thats from my U.A.V
I get some kills, but I wont more
Oh look, here come 3 more,



Last night, I played a game
As I recall it was a team game
I get snipped from across the map
Whats happening? This game is whack
And I jizzed in my pants

Need to get a kill cause I am getting powned
Killed again, this game is getting old
Assassinate a camping crouching kid
And I jizz in my pants

The next day
I got 10th prestige
And I jizzed in my pants

I got a gold gun
And I jizzed in my pants

When I came top at the end of the game
And I jizzed in my pants


I noob tubed a guy
And I jizzed in my pants

I just got a
Ok seriously you guys, my controllers getting sticky

I jizz right in my pants
When all my bum boys play with me
Every time I touch the disk
Its like having sex to me
You say im to uber
I just think your noobie
You think im immature
Cuz I play cod4
And I jizz in my pants

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

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• in
• my
• pants
• parody
• funny
• burns
• nino
• wardy
• singing
• cover
• lol
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• island
• boys
• take
• back
• sky
• etc

[AwEsOmEPaiN]

Thiz Is Epic! Awesome Make One For Cod 5 And MW2

[loopylukeuk]

Suppose we could give it a go :L

[SavageLife4595]

dude u can get this song famous as hell all you got to do is like fix the mic quality or sum shit. nice lyrics brah

[chromestar56]

lmaooo. xP

[Aflac100]

lol

controllers getting sticky'

xD

[dayvidob]

ur gay lol :P =D

[christophe2k9]

lol so funny

[ipepsi007]

lmfao this is great XD

[oHiTzxxBigxx]

this is chris and nino's account btw XD

[oHiTzxxBigxx]

and changing the lyrics slighty to make it fit better