Apple Introduces Revolutionary New Laptop With No Keyboard

The MacBook Wheel lets consumers accomplish everyday tasks like typing with just a few dozen spins and clicks of a wheel.

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[MySkyizBlue]

I like that my emails say sent from my iPad so that people know that I have one

[TheVampireLucinda]

LOL. This is funny because every Apple product actually does suck. :D

[shaneldias421]

the Sudoku killer will kill either 1, 4 or 9 victims next..LOL

[Firedragon524]

I love eating poop!

[duckypwns]

It's funny how people would actually buy this if they made it, and hail it as some kind of revolution in technology.

"Advancement" is now defined by removing functionality. It's quite sad, really.

[tjhanlon1]

WOW twenty whole minutes without charging

[OrangeBreaker]

@MyIgnorantBliss (continued) which is one of most secure is in the world but isn't really as good as the Mac os is, some macs are even more secure than the unix os is. Macs are really hard to make a virus against.

[OrangeBreaker]

@MyIgnorantBliss All of what u said is half true. I'm going to correct some things u said: No macs don't get viruses because they aren't used much they get them because macs are similar to the unix os

[samkrac]

@MyIgnorantBliss

Wow, you're pretty smart.

[blibblab1001]

"i'll buy anything that's shiny and made by apple"

[MyIgnorantBliss]

@OrangeBreaker Macs are basically like a tricycle, and PCs are like a super bike. You're not going to screw up on a Mac very often, and it's certainly hard to kill yourself on one. Problem is, have fun trying to customize it, because you can't. On a PC you can royally screw up easier, but it had endless custom possibilities. PCs are really only for people who enjoy technology, and actually know what they're doing with it. Most people should use Macs, as most people are fucking retarded.

[MyIgnorantBliss]

@OrangeBreaker You do realize that the only reason Macs don't get as many viruses is because there aren't enough people in the world that own macs for it to be feasible, right? Somebody making a virus is going to go after the most used and popular computers in the world, which Macs don't hold a candle to. Macs are JUST as susceptible to them, but nobody cares enough to target Macs. In any case, look at the hardware specs. You can get the same for much less in a PC.