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[mx50virus]

here´s my story

there was a guy who always liked to play jokes on ppl, one of them was that when you were not arround, he put in your browser some gay-porn web as auto-starting page, so when you wanted to show something to somebody at work, it came that super gay thing on top.

but once while he was duing it in some pc, my female boss came and he got busted sitting himself on a computer checking some gay porn

you could take the idea and use terry or something, bye

[officestories]

mx50virus:

wow, did she fire him? karma's a bitch!

[nonbiobruce]

your mom comes to the office, gets by security and embarrases you and kisses you like a mom would, all in front of your boss and co-workers(i'm still annoyed with her)

[officestories]

nonbiobruce:

did she kiss them to?

[andyypster]

In my office, I mean the cage.Everyone is using the NOTES to communicate with eachother. Only luch time you got chance to speak with human. It's kinda torture.

---newly graduated student

[officestories]

andy

it'd be even funnier if you guys still used post it notes at lunch ;)

[donmitri]

I'm not joking about this. My old boss used to insist on having "karaoke Fridays" where he would force us to all get together at 3 oclock to sing karaoke using his crappy machine. That only lasted about two weeks but it was awful. And it was all an excuse for him to sing karaoke. Though that might be a funny one for Greg.

[washbootie]

this is not my story, but a friend of mine. one of her co=workers in a neighboring cube had a problem with flatulence. so bad that people were complaining to management. the person told management that they just couldn't help it. it just happened. so, management's solution = have the person to spray air freshner after every time they fart. so my friend would hear random sprays of air freshner throughout the day...hahaha

[quest8899]

I don't work in an office I work cleaning toilets 16 hrs a day for 1 dollar an hour, 7 days a week, no benefits

[TheZenoid]

I sit on the path of traffic too, so I constantly have people walking behind me, which wouldn't bother me if I didn't feel like I constantly had someone looking over my shoulder. Sometimes people will even stop and have conversations behind or beside me while I'm trying to think. I'm not the model employee, but these little things are starting to really drive me crazy. I just want some peace and quiet.

[TheZenoid]

I work with great people, and couldn't ask for a better office group. However, the guy that sits across from (no cubicals) me hums, sings, whistles, and just makes noises (beatboxing maybe?). Then he grabs something crunchy from the kitchen and chomps on it like a horse, takes his coffee and slurps it loudly. At first these things didn't bother me, but now it's like working beside a kid, a parrot, or any barn animal that won't just be quiet.

[dudeman4756]

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[dmt0709]

I stopped by my office one evening and interrupted a married colleague who had brought his very young girlfriend to the office for a fling. He had moved the office manager's radio from her desk to the conference room and tuned in some mood music. As I came in the front door, I heard them scurrying back to the bathroom where they got hurriedly dressed and headed out the door. He later said he had dropped by the office with his daughter, but this was no father-daughter reunion.

[sassysecretary]

OMG!!!! I work with this SAME woman!!!!! It drives me freaking crazy!!! Is the background picture on the emails clouds or hearts???? Quit sending me that crap!!! And she's super duper positive it makes me want to vomit! When the IT department asked if there was anything wrong with the system, she said "No it works great for me!" meanwhile everyone's stuck! So now it looks like the rest of us are a bunch of complainers!!

[agreatpenname]

And so I have to listen to the sexual escapades of old woman with guys who are my age.... the shudders of mortification never go away and sometimes I'm too stunned to even make a hasty exit... I propose that greg gets transferred to work with old biddies that try to get into his pants ... @___@ oh the horror ...

[agreatpenname]

Over the summer in between college semesters I work in a cubicle with mind numbing work. The only time I get any human contact is during my lunch breaks because the boss patrols the area throughout the day for purposs that ellude me... In anycase when I finally get to socialize with my fellow co-workers who all happen to be 40+ year old woman I constanlty get cut off by their ungodly cougar remarks. "As long as he's over 18 it's legal" is the favorite phrase in the ranks....

[tclaxer3]

there is this guy at my work who insist on showing every one in the office his current rash and since he has terrible allergies he has one new one every week