A Coupla Limericks

What do Hillary Cinton and cloned meat have in common? I wrote a limerick dedicated to them.

Drawings by Dawn Akemi

Sound FX by Dawn Akemi and iMovie

I do not know why I get this wierd effect in the beginning (also on my last video) or why it cuts out a couple seconds early during the credit sequence... I sent a notice to youtube. If anyone has ideas, I welcome your feedback. Thank you! ;-)

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Comedy

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• Akemi
• Hillary
• Clinton
• cloned
• meat
• improv
• sketch
• spoof
• video
• blog
• parody
• election
• organic
• funny

[500Banshee]

i watch a documentry on the cloned meat,they claim the meat from the cloned animals will be less fat and all this other stuff,anyway long story short its suppose to be more healthy than normal meat, most of the normal meat are from animals that are on steroids and other enhancing drugs, its not realy that bad, if you could maybe find the show i watched you would see. i do not remember what it was called but it was on the history channel. just google around maybe you will find something about it.

[DawnAkemi]

I sure appreciate your feedback and thoughtful reply. Thank you.

I've studied about both cloned meat and industrial farming (which include animals on antibiotics and hormones to control the way meat is produced and its quantities). If I can possibly help it, I won't eat cloned meat or industrial farmed meat. I eat organic meat from pasture raised, grass fed cows (which, incidentally, are lower in fat than industrial farm produced meat).

[DawnAkemi]

I believe, in the future, we will make similar discoveries about cloned meat, and other genetically modified foods, that we are now finding about hydrogenated oils (also known as trans fats): these human designed, chemically manipulated oils have been in our foods for a roughly century, but are only recently linked as a primary cause of heart disease and obesity, and other health problems. Thankfully, we are starting to ban them from restaurants in certain states. Please beware of GM foods.

[500Banshee]

if i am not mistaken i read soemthing some where that fast food places use something in there food that will make people lazy and feel weak. might be the oil your talking about. i dont eat fast food anymore myself. if im out and about and need a bite to eat i go the the wal mart and get a salid. or to a subway and get something from there. anyway befor i run out of space here i got a question. do you plan on going back to open mic night and having sex with the micraphone and make another video?

[DawnAkemi]

I will be making more videos, 500Banshee... but probably not stand-up... they will be more like this video we're commenting on.

I prefer improv to stand-up. If you wanna see my improv work, some of it racy, check out the channel for my troupe, The Magic Meathands... there are links on my channel page... or you can watch my "The Magic Meathands and Me" playlist.

:-)

[Guiness888]

And sometimes a cigar's a "smoke".

very nice limericks! and multi-media.

"Moo-ooo!"

I'm working on one, too. I've got the rhyming words, just need to tie it together:

Hillory Bill and Obama

da da da da da da da charm-a

da da da da power

da da da da hour

da da da da da with a llama

I'll get back to you.

[DawnAkemi]

Hey Phil... I finished your limerick for ya!!!

Hillary, Bill, and Obama

They thought they had lots of charm-a

But with all their power

And more than an hour

Could not do it with a llama

[BelgianDann]

That was fun to watch :o)

[LiteWaiter]

Wow, I think I could get addicted to lighting cigars now, but I'll take it slow.

In a way it made me think about this:

You know about dog food etc.? One day the accountants from one of the big food multinationals like Nestle said in a boardmeeting: "We have about $800,000.= costs per year for getting rid of our waste material", then the other boardmember took his cigar out of his face and said: "OK, we'll start a petfood division out of it and make profit instead"....

[deansig]

OH! LOL!

[johnnymoondog]

LOL ! Youre funny !!!

[500Banshee]

i'll just subscribe to you :P BTW my name is Dusty incase you dont want to call me 500 banshee lol