My Dick Music Video

Mickey Avalon - My Dick

My dick cost a late night fee
Your dick got the HIV
My dick plays on the double feature screen
Your dick went straight to DVD

My dick- bigger than a bridge
Your dick look like a little kid's
My dick- large like the Chargers, the whole team
Your shit look like you fourteen

My dick- locked in a cage, right
Your dick suffer from stage fright
My dick- so hot, it's stolen
Your dick look like Gary Coleman

My dick- pink and big
Your dick stinks like shit
My dick got a Caesar do,
Your dick needs a tweezer, dude

My dick is like super size
Your dick look like two fries
My dick- more mass than the Earth
Your dick- half staff, it needs work

My dick- been there done that
Your dick sits there with dunce cap
My dick- V.I.P.
Your shit needs I.D.

It's time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
P.S. we got dicks like Jesus

It's time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
P.S. we got dicks like Jesus


Inspired from Harold and Kumar 2
Directed/Edited by Chris Lee

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• mickey
• avalon
• my
• dick
• harold
• kumar
• south
• pasadena
• music
• video

[SinisterSkyline]

I looked this shit up straight after hearing it on America Dad

[MegaAlqp]

my dick, is bigger than china, your dick, oh wait its a vagina

[TheChealseaFC]

harold and kumar anyone?

[Mr76fds]

this is ridickoulous

[96marcelwilson]

0:59 fail

[monge61]

@MegaAlqp old

[bryceholmes16]

your dick got bit by a snack

[colecarltonboy]

@SinisterSkyline me to i saw it friday night

[PiGGYSWiSH]

@muchohumpty Harold and Kumar's Already real

[PiGGYSWiSH]

@whateverppl1229 Lol, Some lesbians don't have dicks.. It's called Transsexual.

[ElusiveDuke]

discofirefly.tumblr.  / that girls tumbler Site.

[muchohumpty]

real life kumar & harold