Call Me Brady - "Call Me Maybe" parody

Came up with this during MCAS today; instead of singing about how bad I want someone, why not change the song to make it from Tom Brady's perspective? And thus, "Call Me Brady" was born

LYRICS:
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San Mateo and Michigan went well
How to throw good, I'll never tell
I looked to Bill as it fell
But Bledsoe's in my way

Won't miss and bobble the snap
Number 199 in the draft
Things weren't looking good
But then they called my name

My jersey holdin'
Sports page, toughness showin'
First night, wind was blowin'
My new abbreviation is the "N.E"

Hey, I just got here
And this is crazy
But twelve's my number
Just call me Brady
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It's hard to get known
I'm like a baby
But twelve's my number
So call me Brady
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Hey, I just got here
And this is crazy
But twelve's my number
Just call me Brady
And all the other D's
Try to score safeties
But twelve's my number
So call me Brady

Ref took his time with the call
You know we've still got the ball
Forget the Raiders, we want it all
But they lose from our ways

Linesmen try to haul in and steal
They want on that highlight reel
I saw him down the field
And the ball was on its way

My stare was holdin'
Bolt flash, time was slowin'
Great night, blood still flowin'
2001 champs, baby!

Hey, I just hit you
That catch was crazy
Twelve is my number
Just call me Brady
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I'm the new star, of the league, see
But twelve's my number
So call me Brady
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Hey I'm the best now
My stats are crazy
You know my number
But you can't hate me
Cause all the other D's
Try to score safeties
But twelve's my number
And I am Brady

Before I replaced Bledsoe you missed me so bad
You missed me so bad
You need me so, so bad
Before I came to join this team you missed me so bad
And you should know that
You weren't THAT bad

Hey, I just hit you
That catch was crazy
Twelve is my number
Just call me Brady
-
I'm the star now, the MVP
But twelve's my number
They call me Brady
-
Hey I'm the best now
My stats are crazy
You know my number
But you can't hate me
Cause all the other D's
Try to score safeties
But twelve's my number
And I am Brady

Before I replaced Bledsoe you missed me so bad
You missed me so bad
You need me so, so bad
Before I came to join this team you missed me so bad
And you should know that
So I am Brady.

=====other various FAQs=====
-I'm Zack; average student from North Andover, MA
-No, I'm not gay lmao, thanks Boston Barstool commenters
-This is actually the second take of the recording; I didn't spend a lot of time perfecting my voice.

LYRICS ARE PROPERTY OF MYSELF (ZACK MURRAY), WRITTEN PERMISSION NECESSARY FOR RE-USE

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[John Garabedian]

but 12's my number so fuck me Brady

[ToxicKlay]

if your number is 12 and you asked brady to fuck you, you'd be fucking yourself lmao

[Extreme101ization]

Your probably right but we aren't just kids we have minds and feelings we probably have more imagination than you and all your friends combined and that's what really matter

[ToxicKlay]

sorry let me just fix a couple things, YOU'RE* and MATTERS*. you've won the award for being the dumbest person to continue commenting on my video so far (and i've had viewers from all across the world) so you might want to brag to your 4th grade buddies about that tomorrow in school

[Extreme101ization]

i lnow we are funny you are so not

ps you probably get beat up `

[ToxicKlay]

hahahahahah do you really think kids just get beat up all the time when you get older? oh man i remember how stupid i was when i was your age, relish this time for as long as you can because as soon as you're my age, you're gonna wish you were 8 again

[ToxicKlay]

hahahahahaha "truckwrestler42yahoo" i haven't even gotten to your comment yet, i'm still hung up on the username hahahah

[ToxicKlay]

this is a really really good comment, probably the best i've seen in a long time

[Terrence Gaines]

Can't get this out of my head Go Pats !

[Drako5974]

WOW retard

[karenrewabrien]

Nerd

[mafiafilpjes]

EVGA thirst lololol! :D

[bostonpatriotskm]

Amazing great video

[chase furey]

nice



[Brad Cunningham]

Great song

[anthonysinclair91]

Tony Roma is a better quarterback Tom Brady