Today is 3.2 apple, pear 4. In 2222 it was predicted the earth would finally crash into the sun. Well, close enough. And why do I know things about 2222? Well basically I lived for over 3 apples, also known as millions of years, and 4 pears, which is thousands. You see how lame scientists were? naming dates Apples and pears, oh and what's next, pony? Anyway, In 2222 Miss Loan Kilthine Loraine Pearl, as I, had invented the process to live forever, and never age. Of course it worked, as you can see now, or I won't be saying this. Not a lot of people had this process, as it took a lot of electric and money. I was a kind woman, or girl, i'm 18, I reduced the price to as low as possible, but still only the famous people could afford it. So here I am, froze at 18 while everyone else is aging. It was midday and the sun high and too close up, the systems to maintain Earth was failing. The ozone was ripped apart by the astronauts trying to make peace with Plutarians. Loco, the new Solar System planet is invading Mars, and there is a conflict between Jupiter and Saturn about who was bigger... You see Saturn grown, and are almost the same size as Jupiter. Here I am in the new delicate Pearl building I designed, indestructible, unlimited food and an oxygen bubble around it. Basically when Earth rips apart I can just go to another planet and crash there. My secretary Imogen called on the phone.
Imogen: Miss Loan, Justin Bieber is at the door.
Loan: Let him in.
She opened the door and Justin walked in. He came to me when he was 18, so we can say we were born in the same year even though I was born in 92' and he was born in 94'.
Justin: Good to see you Loan.
Loan: Good to see you too Justin, have a seat.
He sat down and shot his eyes strait at me.
Justin: I missed you.
Loan: Yeah, I'm sorry.
Justin: why did you do that?
Loan: I thought saving the world was better than love.
Justin: well what do you think now?
Loan: I am ashamed of my choices. But that doesn't mean I didn't choose it right.
Justin: I'm here to give you a second chance. I still like you Loan.
Loan: and I still like you too. But I can't have this right now, I have people to save.
Justin: Oh.
He went quiet for a minute, he then opened his mouth.
Justin:...
Loan: I love you
Justin: I love you too.
Loan: stay with me Justin.
Justin: what about our parents?
Loan: well they can obviously come too.
I had enough of acting too mature, we started dating when I was 16, he wasn't famous then, but I was a huge geek at school. I had braces and hard magnified glasses, yet he fell for me. Not exactly the looks, but for who I am. I left him in 2222 when I found out the world would end today. I used the funds I had left to try to save as much people as possible, friends, relatives and people I know, but if there was money involved I would accept, because after all I need money for taxes and all that jazz. I had nothing to be afraid of. Imogen is a vampire, I don't judge, and my pet dog is a mummy. Well it's hard to explain, but I basically come across everything. And I shall repeat: I am. Not. Scared.
Justin: Loan.
I didn't respond.
Justin: loan?
Not again.
Justin: LOAN!?
I snapped out of it with warning eyes.
Loan: yes Bieber?
Justin: thought you were melting then
Loan: never
I couldn't help but smile; he was such a joker after all.
It was sundown time, but the sun just came closer.
Loan: ok.
Justin: ok what? Oh by the way just mind messaged the peeps
Loan: I'll be your girlfriend
Justin: you will?
The people walked in, all the celebrities and family and friends and so on.
Loan: Yes.
Imogen sealed the door. Justin pulled me into a hug. He whispered in my ear: 'I love you.' and I whispered back: 'I love you too.' he pulled away and we both leant in closing our eyes. Our lips connected and a rush of energy came through me. I started smiling and so did he, so we both opened our eyes and moved away. A big bang that almost shattered the ears trembled through the building. We had just MISSED the end of the world.
Loan + Justin: Damn.
We gave each other a grin and pecked each other's lips. This is the story of my romantic ending of the world.
Ryan and Chaz: We recorded it darlings!
Me and Justin just laughed. I missed Chaz and Ryan. They were hilarious. So here we are, watching the sun go past us, Mercury, Venus and Mars had just vanished, and so did our beloved Earth. Some astronauts were confused by how close we were to the sun without melting which was funny, since their faces were mushed up... Justin took my hand
Part 2: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kgmJvhYxSPw
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