Best Bar Mitzvah Speech

Let it be known to all of you and to all the people of Israel, that by the name of Jesus Christ the Nazarene, whom you crucified, whom God raised from the dead--by this name this man stands here before you in good health.

He is the STONE WHICH WAS REJECTED by you, THE BUILDERS, but WHICH BECAME THE CHIEF CORNER stone.

And there is salvation in no one else; for there is no other name under heaven that has been given among men by which we must be saved.

Acts 4:10-12

I'm such a big fan of your kid! I wish my Bat Mitzvah went that smoothly:)

Thanks so am I!

honesty is not a bad start

Yeah, like it's SO IMPORTANT to have a piece of your willy removed! Why couldn't god get the design of men right? Women don't seem to need modification!

maybe they talk too much :)
God works in clever ways. cutting your willy is a way to force thinking in an intimate way. why do you ask questions and then not think about what the answer might be

Why didn't I think of cutting off the end of my willy 'to force thinking in an intimate way' -it's so obvious! And women don't need to think I guess. Oh of course, it's so obvious when I think about it!

NIce! Nobody really knows anything.

Babspace, you are absolutely 100% right, this person is an idiot, blaspheming the name of God.

I am