Tiger's Tale

An ode about Tiger Woods.

Lyrics:

An ode about Tiger Woods.

Lyrics:

She's got a Tiger by the tail it's plain to see
That's what all them gold-diggers think
She's got a photograph of his Ping!
So he'll be sending her his millions you see

Now everybody's seen him play 18 holes
But may I ask about the other nine?
All the pretty girls standing in the gallery
Saying "Tiger putt it over here this time"

She's got a Tiger by the tail it's plain to see
That's what all them gold-diggers think
She's got a photographic memory
So he'll be sending her his millions you see

Now everybody's seen him pull out his club
Warm it up and swing it in the air
I wonder what he does with his tool of the trade
When the lights go out and no one's there to stare

She's got a Tiger by the tail it's plain to see
That's what all them gold-diggers think
She's got a photograph of his Ping!
So he'll be sending her his millions you see

Now some of you may wonder "how good is his wood?"
Apparently a few just maybe know
He'll pull it out and swing it and smack it real hard
And then sit back and watch his fortunes grow

She's got a Tiger by the tail it's plain to see
That's what all them gold-diggers think
She's got a photographic memory!
So he'll be sending her his millions you see

Now other men accomplish the very same thing
Some of them have surely paid the price
But we'll never know if Tiger realized
The cost of that one little slice

She's got a Tiger by the tail it's plain to see
That's what all them gold-diggers think
She's got a photograph of his Ping!
So he'll be sending her his millions you see

Now how many books will be written on this?
Do you have a title in mind?
Well I can think of one, maybe two, maybe three
But the best will surely be this line:

She's got a Tiger by the tail it's plain to see
That's what all them gold-diggers think
She's got a photograph of his Ping!
So he'll be sending her his millions you see

She's got a Tiger by the tail
And he can't get away
She's got Mr. Woods by the goods
And that's the way it will stay
She's got Mr. Woods by the goods
And that's the way it will stay

Category:

Music

Tags:

• Tiger Woods
• Tiger's Tale
• Thomas Reed Smith

[dna1101]

lol hha nice vid!

[lavadiamond]

Tom, obviously warped minds like ours think alike. Nice guitars in the background and great lyrics.

[suesan618]

Riders Inn Jan 29,2010 be there!

[suesan618]

What a GREAT VIDEO!!! I Love it!!! xoxoxoxo