Christian masturbation for the pubescent male
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I actually did talk to my Dad about this and I feel much better now because he jacked me off.
Thanks Dad.
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galatians 5 :16 - live by the Spirit, and you will not gratify the desires of the sinful nature.
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@RedMusicSinging I know my comment was many months ago. I suffered for 15 months with an infection that nearly took my life, and all of these people kept praying for me by the dozens and amazing enough god never came and healed me and no miracles ever took place. Even though in the bible it says if 2 or 3 Christians pray in my name I will answer there prayer, amazing enough all of their praying never worked. I finally walked out on Christianity for good after this.
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@vampirehunter33 if god is so cool then why did he let 9/11 happen? checkmate god sux
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Unfortunately,This is very simple minded.Christians are to flee from lust but please define this in a "jewish context".Your right,the Bible does not talk about masterbation,but your explaination will just leave many confused.It seems that there is no distinction of limited self stimulation from biology and feeding and dwelling on pornography.Pray and seek more counsel folks!! In all due respect
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The captcha was: minesthic NO KIDDING!!! LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
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What song is that at the end? Serious? Is it real? Wow! LOLLLLLLLLLLLL
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Go to your dad everytime you're sexually aroused and get an erection? How's that going to work?
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Please. Men are always thinking about themselves, whether they're chokin' their chicken or fuckin' a bitch.
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LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL @yexey
Revelation 22:14 Blessed are they that do his commandments, that they may have right to the tree of life, and may enter in through the gates into the city.
masturbation is sin and you can not enter the gates of the city into heaven which means the only other option for you is the lake of fire
vampirehunter33 10 months ago
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If god didn't want me to masturbate, he would have made my arms shorter.
Mantitx 10 months ago
In comedian Ron White's routine he talks about his grandma catching him. She quotes the bible, about "the Lord would rather your seed be in the belly of a whore than on the ground" ..... or something like that. Somebody please confirm the scripture. thx
HelmutVonSphincter 2 years ago
He was most likely referring to a very literal reading of the story of Onan in Genesis 38:8.
Mantitx 2 years ago