Angel Accident Victim: Hello! Can you help me?I I was in a car accident and I was hurt.
Devil Insurance Adjuster: I do not think I can help you.
AAV: But you are the insurance adjuster for the man who ran into my car.
DIA: Well...Have you filled out all the correct paperwork?
AAV: I don't know.
DIA: How much will all your medical treatments cost, in total, for all time?
AAV: I don't know.
DIA: Do you know anything about filing a lawsuit if I don't want to help you?
AAV: No.
DIA: Then I do not think I can help you.
AAV: But I need help with my medical bills and I don't know what to do. Please help me.
DIA: Ok, I will offer you $1,000 dollars. But that is my final offier.
AAV: But my medical bills are over $8,000 and I am still in treatment.
DIA: Too bad.
AAV: If you don't help me, I cannot pay my bills. I need to pay my medical bills!
DIA: Too bad.
AAV: The other driver was texting on his phone and not paying attention to the road.
DIA: Too bad.
AAV: He ran a red light and hit my car. The car was totaled.
DIA: Too bad.
AAV: He broke two of my ribs.
DIA: Too bad.
AAV: I will get a lawyer to take my case, and they will get me the money I need.
DIA:...Oh....ok....I will help you now.
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