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Uploaded on Oct 22, 2010

Jasmine Mans at the 2010 Stomp Da Madness at University of Wisconsin- Madison. Nicki Minaj Poem

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///////LYRICS///////

You are being traded paper in exchange for you to be plastic

All Dolls will evidentially mal-function

(I don't even know why you girls bother at this point like give it up, it 's me I win you lose)

Nicki MInaj,

(It's me)

I must admit

(Its, its me)

I have always been intrigued by your ass,

I guess that's what the world looked like after falling from your shoulders.

(Like give it up)

You have the heartbeat of a suicide bomber

A baseline breathing out of your pulse

Your thighs play storage for the weight of the world

I dreamt that you used to back packed, the lost raps, of Female MCs who could not find their way out the cipher

(Its just like I single handedly annihilated like every rape bitch in the build)

Traded in your crown for unsharpened pencils and blank CDs

(Like give it up)

Do you ever feel a cord gripping on your neck, choke, spit?

Don't let this industry fuck the Assata out of you

(Harijuku-Barbie)

Can and will never be code for queen

You are a Queen no matter how many times they try to shuffle you back in tape decks.

Bi Sex, straight, you've earned my respect

(You da Bestest)

But I know your spine binds and crooked lines

And you can't seem to write a rhyme for your broken daughters

Slaughter, bent over back, ass cracked, bitch slapped, in videos

There is nothing pedal bike pretty about broken

Do you know what this media is trying to do to you?

They will porcelain

(Barbie)

Doll the shit out of you

Leave you noose necked hanging from Zion they will Lauryn Hill you

The mis-education of a Barbie doll coming soon

(I just had an epiphany)

Barbie, I think NYC is making you forget you come from Queens

Its scary when you have wack MCs trying to ghost write your obituary

(You should buy a 16 cuz I write it good)

Your existence is not recyclable to me

(Barbie)

Stop spitting me toy stories

Of Woodys and Buzzlight Years who only come alive when no body is watching

Fake breast

Once upon a time before puberty and tissue filled training bras all little girls wanted a toy chest

What do you treasure? *

You have turned your G-spot into a land-mind

Dirty, disgusting

We have been waiting centuries for a woman like you to carve your stiletto in history

This microphone is not a dildo so you are going to have to cum a little harder than that,

(I, win, I win, you lose)

Come a little harder for rap

Too many women before you have laid down tracks -- UNIT...Y?

So you wouldn't have to record your on your back

Spit some shit it for girls who kiss girls and got beat down to their backs

We will remember you for that

Lips sync your screams and remember your inflections and copyright your raps

MC

(Barbie)

For young money anyone can buy themselves their own ( I'm Nick Minaj, Nicki Lewinski, Nicki Barbie, the boss)

Crown, Vagina, Womanhood, and Talent,

All Sold separately

(Barbie)

You are being stabbed in the back

Inserted with a wind up string and a tag?

(R, R, R, Roger that)

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  • Felix Phoenix

    True talent. Amazing poem this girl has a talent and she speaks some truth regarding the industry. Fame is not free and it has a price.

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  • washedmothafuka

    I think you missed the point of the poem.

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  • jewylz1203

    She sure is talking a lot about nicki minaj but knows all her lyrics so she should really sit down

    #teamminaj

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  • alem200652

    That's my Mans though. Killed It

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  • Tatiyanna Hayward

    great poet and nothing she said was a lie.....which is sad

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  • artcar88

    lol. not at all

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  • IsisAthena523

    she is wearing a loose dress, a jean jacket, stockings, and flat shoes that is so slutty.

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  • Destiny Mears

    I love this and all the people saying that she is "hating on Nicki" need to wake up. Its the fact that you dont understand that she is trying to help Nicki and show the young girls who look up to Nicki that thats not something to be happy about. Theres more to,life than sex money and being a barbie. Thats all she is trying to say. So go ahead and call her a hater if you want but do notice the clapping fans in the audience. Shes making something of herself withx and you're just in denial.

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  • Destiny Mears

    I love this . Ans a

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