Jesus Was A Candy Cane - a Christmas song

Jesus Was a Candy Cane will be available soon on iTunes. Surf Nazi skateboards, shirts and hats available now at www.surfnazi.com.
Lyrics:
Jesus was a candy cane
Father John told me so
Jesus was a candy cane
Jesus was a candy cane

The red stripe is for BLOOD
The white stripe is for GOOD
His name begins with a J
A staff is made of wood

Jesus was a candy cane
Jesus was a candy cane
AHHHHH!
Licky licky licky licky licky licky licky
Licky licky licky licky

So when you lick the stick,
Think of Jesus
When you lick the stick,
Think of Jesus
When you lick the stick,
Better think of Jesus
When you lick the stick,
Think of Jesus

When you hang the candy on the tree
Like Jesus was hung on the cross
When you hang the candy on the tree
Like Jesus was hung on the cross
When you lick the stick
Better think of Jesus
When you lick the stick

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Jesus
• was
• Candy
• Cane
• Heavy
• Metal
• Surf
• Nazi
• candycane
• Christmas
• song

[salherz6]

Going straight to HELL jerk! where you and your master belong.

[nothing611]

This is the best day!

[ultraskyboxer]

f**kin re-dick-yule-ass

[CMonaghan84]

It's a Christmas miracle!