'The Twilight Saga: Eclipse' Test Screening

DISCLAIMER: THIS WAS A SCREENING FOR NEGLECTED OLDER WOMEN WHO IRONICALLY HAVE A WEIRD THING FOR UNDERAGE WEREWOLVES ONLY.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• five
• second
• films
• 5sf
• 5secondfilms
• twilight
• saga
• eclipse
• test
• screening
• robert
• pattinson
• taylor
• kristen
• stewart
• werewolf
• vampire
• teen
• angst
• theater
• seat
• wet
• female
• ejaculation
• cum
• girl
• vagina
• fluid
• science
• scientist
• measure
• studio
• movie
• success
• blockbuster

[pexpix]

When they test screened it for Inception, they were swimming in that stuff...

[Haemoglobinic]

"wet female ejaculation cum girl vagina fluid." Interesting tags.

[999ReaperIII]

The Tags are the list of events that had occurred.

[rasui80]

@MidgetmaniaRIP Well, since you didn't answer my question I'll just say the joke to you. When women are excited (read: horny) the vagina usually releases a vaginal fluid, much like penises do. So, the joke is that women got excited watching the movie (werewolf teenager without tshirt) and well, released the vaginal fluids. Of course in real life it's not that exaggerated, but then again, it's a joke.

If you didn't know any of this and is really 13. I'm sorry.

[MidgetmaniaRIP]

@rasui80 well he hand wasnt red, was it?

[rasui80]

@MidgetmaniaRIP Are you 13 or something?

[MidgetmaniaRIP]

what's the joke?

[Dave175]

Now apply to the other 4 movies....

[SmashLiXs]

twilight is just ecchi for women. just a movie with fan service with horrible plot

[franks1no]

dat sound guy

[o0chiu0o]

Bleahhhh!!!!

[Tgamms16]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...oh god. We have nothing else to go do we