5sf Joke Pitch #734

Dear Michael: This is the 5sf Joke Approval Committee. We wanted to write to congratulate you on the acceptance of your new joke, "I shoot myself through the skull and let loose a post-mortem fart in a pool of my own blood!" We are sure it will be an excellent addition to the archives, and look forward to future contributions from you. Sincerely, Brian Firenzi.

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[lcpuche]

Puts on sunglasses,

*fart joke*

YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH­!

[devilsadvocate0792]

Hit 7 for the approval your parents never gave you.

[TheNoobRapter]

accualy when you die, your boules empty. so that might just be crap coming out

[ncloet]

Subtle, brilliant, hilarious. One of my favorites right here, thanks guys.

[MsTitoxp]

dragonball p

[dreamslovesoul]

YEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!

[keenfrizzle]

To review...

Press 3 for first joke

Press 6 for second joke

[FaslifiedHero]

@devilsadvocate0792 I hit 7... then I began to hit 7 repeatedly, thought it was sorta funny because it looked like he was masturbating... then he said "YEAH!"

I was to disturbed to continue... O_O

[SadlyNotJohnFreeman]

@devilsadvocate0792 Or just pause first for even more amusement.

[lolzoretwo]

@devilsadvocate0792 :( been hitting it for 10 minutes straight now..

[Camberf]

press 3,6,7 for the short version

[DBroddd]

hold down 6 lol