ORPHAN TEARS featuring Wax - (Your Favorite Martian music video)
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Uploaded by Yourfavoritemartian on Apr 20, 2011
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Lyrics and vocals by Ray Johnson, Wax, and Big Rob
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Beat By Ray Johnson
***SONG LYRICS***
It was a weekend, and you can't stop
Us from going to the local dance spot.
Instead of drinking imported beers,
Somebody brought a bottle of Orphan Tears.
We popped the top. We know what was in it.
Yeah, we were all so stupid to sip it.
Orphan Tears are hallucinogenic.
I took one sip and saw a two-headed midget.
Then the room filled with colors and shapes,
And suddenly DeeJay was covered in snakes.
Oh snap! And what made it worse
Is I swear I saw a unicorn humping a smurf.
Then a rainbow appeared out of Wax's ass.
He passed some gas and it snapped in half.
Yo Deejay! Are you still there?
Yeah, I'm trying to hook up with this girl in a wheelchair.
Alright. Chill there. I think a bulimic
Carebear might pick a fight with Jesus.
I don't believe it. I'm gonna be sea sick.
These Orphan Tears are about to make me trip.
Little children, near and far
Don't know where your parents are.
Cry directly in this jar.
I will drink it at the bar.
Sip sippin' on Orphan Tears.
Sip sip sippin' on Orphan Tears.
Sip sippin' on Orphan Tears.
Sip sip sippin' on Orphan Tears.
These Orphan Tears got me feeling like I ain't felt before.
I tried to bust-a-move but fell asleep on the dance floor.
(DeeJay falls asleep and snores)
I swear I saw Bill Cosby like, "Hello with the pudding!"
He was dancing in his underwear showing off his woody.
I ran to the bathroom. Everything is in slow mo.
I couldn't throw up, because the toilet bowl called me a homo.
I barfed up a kitten, and I'm feeling strange.
Sippin' these Orphan Tears, now it's got me seeing things.
Little children, near and far
Don't know where your parents are.
Cry directly in this jar.
I will drink it at the bar.
Sip sippin' on Orphan Tears.
Sip sip sippin' on Orphan Tears.
Sip sippin' on Orphan Tears.
Sip sip sippin' on Orphan Tears.
All up in the VIP section, straight relaxed.
The DJ playing my favorite tracks.
Waitress asked, what can I bring you.
I said the most expensive thing on the menu.
She came back with a glass of liquid.
I said, I asked for something different.
This looks like a normal beer.
She said, no it's Orphan Tears.
Took a swig. Then I walked down where the dance floor is,
Whole club looking like a forest.
DeeJay turned into a brontosaurus.
Everybody in the club looked like Chuck Norris.
I tried to run to the bathroom but when
I did I felt a vacuum suction.
Pulling me back slow
Dance floor turned into a black hole.
Spinning around horribly.
Feeling like Dorothy.
Woke up and was still at home.
Orphan Tears got us in the zone.
Little children, near and far
Don't know where your parents are.
Cry directly in this jar.
I will drink it at the bar.
Sip sippin' on Orphan Tears.
Sip sip sippin' on Orphan Tears.
Sip sippin' on Orphan Tears.
Sip sip sippin' on Orphan Tears.
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i want pudding now
RockLeone144 1 hour ago
Orpham tears
kuadam1310 2 hours ago
YAY, Chuk Norris is here.
LINK7024 5 hours ago
I also noticed that someone is singing in the background for this song during the "little children near and far don't know where your parents are, cry directly in the jar I will drink it at the bar" part too
minimanjacob 10 hours ago
WELL if u don`t like it don`t watch it? duh
XtheEpicBossX in reply to Hannah MacKay (Show the comment) 10 hours ago
Well if you don't like unclean things then you might want to move off the internet. Or learn to tolerate things that appear sinful or wrong but actually tell a legitimate story or are made to entertainment especially on the internet you have to be expectant to here and see things that may be against your morale's or faith. However if you meant that your caught your kids watching this and you found it inappropriate for his/her age then I fully understand.
farlstown1896 in reply to Hannah MacKay (Show the comment) 10 hours ago
Seriously I agree with Joey. Shut up.
tutagirl8 in reply to Hannah MacKay (Show the comment) 10 hours ago
Haha this is sooo catchy
tutagirl8 10 hours ago
STEPS TO FREE ACID:KILL YOUR PARENTS, CRY IN A JAR.
webederpin28 12 hours ago
this vid. is awsome
thewantedismyhero 13 hours ago