Riff Chick: Twilight "Saga" - New Moon Trailer

Also known as "Twilight 2: Electric Boogaloo," this trailer is not for the weak or those prone to eye and ear bleeds at the hands of über-bad dialogue and delivery. It's a dense little riff session, but I had a lot to say so I had to cram it all in somehow. Catherine Hardwicke, though not exactly lauded for the first "film," probably nonetheless dodged a bullet with this one.

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[soiledshortz]

Ugh. As a Whedonite, Twilight is the bane of my existence.

Haha "Stephanie Meyer's second base". Good stuph.

[1000huzzahs]

thanks. I hope you make more releases soon, haven't seen you in a while! It's like you're channeling me from a few months ago

[TomMSTie]

"12 to 18-year-old girls and frustrated middle-aged moms."

Oddly enough, that's the same demographic of ladies who seem to be attracted to me. :( I have to stop wearing body glitter.

[ToboeOkamiKiba]

new moon does not have a crescent! more proof that twitards have an IQ equivalent to plankton

[Chynaash]

Pokemon! Gotta Catch Them All!

God that is the best line out of all these movies...oh wait... you made it up....not the writers....THEY SHOULD HAVE HIRED YOU TO WRITE THE DAMN SCRIPT!!!!

Thank you.

[thepup37]

well I thought it was funny. Don't listen to these losers, riff chick, your doing great!!!!!

[honkyzilla]

fucking seriously jesus christ

[honkyzilla]

this fucking sucks

[Strannik01]

I meant you can't do an MST3K-style video for the whole movie.

[1000huzzahs]

@Strannik01 with iRiffs, it's TOTALLY possible. But the BB's at iRiffs have already done one, so why mess with what I assume could be perfection?? :[

[Strannik01]

@jaygee514

I don't think RiffChick has the money to license "New Moon," so no, it won't happen.

[jaygee514]

Cool commentary. Agree with a previous commenter that suggested you do this for the whole movie. It'll be just like MST3K!

Anyway, I find it funny that Alice who's supposed to be able to predict the future didn't foresee the papercut. PLUS it would be so easy to fix. Just use a gift bag!

[Halo4Lyf]

Excellent work!

I actually like the Twilight... well, I won't say series, because the movies are terrible and the books are worse, but I like the idea of Twilight, you know? It's kind of an interesting premise, and its not its fault that its been poorly executed so far.

Anyway, great job! Laughed my ass off. :)