巴士阿叔認錯 Episode 2

III
(Special thanks kyoichi8 for translate these sentences into English)
Uncle: I talked on the phone loudly and is disturbing others. It's fucking bothering, isn't it? I apologize to you now. Sorry. I am wrong. so man, I have apologized loudly, so, my dick has stress. Sellte it for me, ok?
Youth: I settle the shit!
Uncle: Why not! Hey, you have stress, i have stress. I just want to secure someone out to solve my dick. Not settled is still not settled. Right? But you fuck this and fuck that, what's now?
Youth: Ok, I obey you.
Uncle: Hey man, don't being on mouth. It is bothering. Give hands please. See, so so...... understand?
Youth: Yes.
Uncle: See, so, funcking funckng, funcking funckng funcking funckng, and is settled. Ok? Forget it, nou i tell you now, I don't know Chinese fouls, but, I know saving faces, I like saving faces, saving faces is harmless. So, it is settled now. I get of the bus now, see you later.

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[wongdog999]

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