Doomstink Ep. 6 - Michael Jackson Disease, Vol. II

Douglas becomes sick with the debilitating Michael Jackson Disease. For the rest of his life he will only be able to speak in Michael Jackson noises. Things like, Neh, Nah, Ow, Ooo-hoo, Jah-moan, etc. Josh talks to the doctor and is conflicted but decides to pull the plug on Douglas which leads to some crazy situations. The doctor vows to bring Douglas back. Floppy disc is the hottest toy of the season and even plays a midi version of "Crank Dat Soulja Boy". Also, holiday-man is terribly behind and never knows what holiday it is. People wake up to a beautiful day and say offensive things. It's a beautiful day to rape a baby, get aids, etc. Douglas has fun with a big yellow pipe. Fort-guy and his pal build a fort only to find out it is a portal to another dimension. There is some really bad blue-screening done on that scene.

There is no boobs or porn in this episode, sorry. Also, LOST season 4 style flashbacks are induced as Dr. Jack Shephard finds out that Ben Linus is a millionaire and has crazy eyes. I need to make this rant short because I have been playing Katamari on my Xbox 360 and it is calling my name. I still dislike World of Warcraft. My room mate has been trying to get me to play WoW, but it isn't going to work. He's a pothead and that is all he does. Play WoW, day in day out. Eww. I need to poop. I just went pee but now I need to poop. Douglas doesn't believe that girls poop. He is wrong, they do poop. I've seen it. Wait. What? Gross. I haven't seen it. *shifts eyes* Or have I? Tom Delonge liked my band's song Crappy Love Ballad. Which is funny because I didn't even like Crappy Love Ballad and I helped write it. People are stupid and think it is Angels and Airwaves, they are wrong.

I'm done ranting now. Time to go watch Transformers... actually, maybe I'll watch Nickelodean. I just bought bootleg Doug DVDs and they are calling my name. Dear Journal... I just did Patty Mayonnaise in the butt. Yep. I sure did.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• sketch
• series
• spoof
• improv
• floppy
• disc
• michael
• jackson
• disease
• holiday
• midi
• pipe
• hump
• boobs
• rape
• fort
• dimension
• portal

[shadow55055]

Douglas is sucha hottie... omfg...

[Doomstink]

Agreed

[DillonStaveIsNotEmo]

haha omg the begining was so funny man, i luaghed so hard that if i was drinking milk it would have come out of my nose.

[Doomstink]

Sweet dude, I thought you'd be let down. Didn't think the episode was "Doomstink" enough.

[JackassKings333]

I love this series!

[Doomstink]

Thanks man, we need all the fans we can get so spread the word to your friends/families/pets (being human is not required).

[wowisagaygame]

I like in beginning where he was jumping uneccecarily and the floppy disk commericial funniest parts XD

[wolfrider910]

OMG FUNNY AS HELL!!!!!!!!!

[thinkingcloud]

LMFAO!!! the commercial!! i love it

[Scrithe]

ha, you actually put me in there.

Nice episode, that yellow pole thing was hilarious

[mamiejane7297]

I love Doomstink! I only wish I had discovered it sooner...me and my roomie were flipping through and found it on tv the other day. Keep up the good work!

[uniquesongstress]

Michael Jackson noises....okay, well I guess he will be saying:Mama say mamasa mamacoosa....

[bazzala]

okay, now i supscribted your videos and i told all my friends about =)

[saxman7000]

Yep, thats real sperm. I can tell from the pixels and from having a lot of sperm in my time... errrr.......