Code Geass: KAS Ep 03 - Kira and Card Games

Code Geass: Kaitsu'd Abridged Series

Light Yagami control's Clovis's fate to die by a dildo being shoved down his throat by the one and only virgin Lelouch. Lelouch also learns that the Kool-aid man was there when his mother rapidly shot to death for no reason, and it still haunts him til this very day. Lelouch then returns to Ashford Academy and was severely punished by Milly, the student council President. He was clobbered by a rolled up paper wad. After a short quarrel, they talk about how to attract their school, in the end they bashed upon Shirley's manly voice and assumed false breasts. After the meeting, Lelouch finds himself seeing Kallen in his school and after trying to confront her, he abused his powers to scene switch rapidly. In the end, he finds himself confused about the so called "Kira".

Trivia:
Dildo death was inspired by a Mafia Game I played on a forum I go to. I was the traitor in the game and killed someone by shoving a dildo down their throat. In conclusion, I killed everyone and won the game.

The following is a fan-based parody.
Code Geass is owned by:
Sunrise
Bandai Entertainment
Gorō Taniguchi
Ichirō Ōkouchi

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• code
• geass
• abridged
• series
• abridge
• kaitsu'd
• lelouch
• johnny
• young
• bosch
• death
• note
• light
• yagami
• lelouchxkallen
• ryuk
• lind
• taylor
• suzaku
• milly
• rivalz
• shirley
• cg
• tas
• kas

[SignUpForFreeToday]

"Dildo death was inspired by a Mafia Game I played on a forum I go to. I was the traitor in the game and killed someone by shoving a dildo down their throat. In conclusion, I killed everyone and won the game."

O.O Wow... XDD. Totally speachless here...

BTW .. What forum is that ???

Thats so messed up XDD

[KaitsuGohan]

Lol, it's my forum. Though we recently changed boards, the old one has the mafia game archived.

Forum link is in my profile.

[Scorpion420King]

LOL its so obvious....

The Kool-aid man killed Lelouch's Mother

[KaitsuGohan]

Lmfao stop spoiling xD

That's what I told my friends last night. xD

[hmfarm]

Where's the next one? Or is this it?

...We need sexier tables...XD

[KaitsuGohan]

This is it so far. =P

[happlyrandom]

LOLZ!"all they need to do is find out your name Light Yagami and your pretty much dead" "..FUCK!"

[Darkfairy120]

all they need is to know your name is Light Yagami and your pretty much dead, *clock changes a second* Fu**!

[JezabelCumming]

lol this is bad all the chicks sound like effing dudes I cant listen to shirley she sounds horrible lol and this show is like the abridged but stealing yugioh lines and scenes

[JennyDarkAngel468]

the only part i didnt like waz the yu-gi-oh scene

[dudeiamthedude]

Uchihaxing.



[lexicuty]

I'LL BE THE YOUNG TWELVE YEAR OLD GIRL FOR LELOUCH!

(y'know....when you subtract a few years from my age and stuff...)

[IshidaXLover1]

LOL HAHAHAHAHA

[MettallicDesease]

Finally I've had that gayass meeting.. Gee-ahs.. Gayass... Gee-ahs..

[MirsTonberry]

Keep up the good work it's funny I hope the 4th one will be also :D

[mybreakindawn]

lelouch actually sounds like.....lelouch. XD. seriously good job

[Graest]

I like the way you're splicing these two. Please, can I haf some moar?

[AbiGrl7196]

"...my hair is brown, I look like a white guy..."

xDDD

LMAO dude you're funny