White Sox Song (STRETCH!!!)

Goofy White Sox song

Get on back there stretch.
You can put it on the board
Gas
He gone

Buehrles comin inside with those cutters
Look at my lips hawk did not stutter
That's another matt abatacola
That's another hundred dollar bill y'all

Get on back there stretch.
You can put it on the board
Gas
He gone

We got the sod father tendin those grounds
Pks alwasys droppin those bombs
(harvester fill)

Get on back there stretch.
You can put it on the board
Gas
He gone

Chitown can get a little bit breazy
But that don't bother mr Jake peavy
We got a Cuban missile and the Carlos Quentin
Last but not least we've got bacon!

Get on back there stretch.
You can put it on the board
Gas
He gone

Everyones readin those tweets from Ozzie
Look over ther that ain't fozzie
It's big bad bobby jenks it big bad bobby jenks

Get on back there stretch.
You can put it on the board
Gas
He gone


For the sox it's always black and white
For sure they'd win a pirrahna fight
Just wish I could see number 35
Hit one last moonshot drive

Get on back there stretch.
You can put it on the board
Gas
He gone

Category:

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• white
• sox
• hawk
• harrelson
• mark
• buerhle
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• thomas
• bobby
• jenks
• baseball
• comiskey
• park

[hazballs09]

They stole the riff from Metallica's "Harvester of Sorrow"... still pretty fookin' BA, though.

[lumberjack923]

@hazballs09 it is Harvestor of Sorrow....which is also Paulie's walkout song!

[mitchl847]

@lumberjack923 walkout song?

[lumberjack923]

@mitchl847 the song that he comes out to every at bat

[lumberjack923]

Let's Get IT DONE SOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Czheckyofacts]

put that shit on the board

[charazard14]

2 people grabbed some bench

[TheWheatisHeat96]

Whitesox suck go Indians

[HawksRule1988]

@316greg- yes yes he does

[mitchl847]

I would say that their theme song should be CHOKE for this year, BUT they never really had a contending team. Just a bunch of pretenders. Go Tigers!!!

[mitchl847]

@lumberjack923

They are certainly DONE, all right!!!

[user98xp]

GAS

[mrdodadip]

LETS GO SOX