Farmville Rap (Parody of "Forever" by Drake feat. Lil Wayne, Eminem, and Kanye West)

THE BEST FARMVILLE RAP

Lyrics:

Probably the very best app,
Farmville made Facebook fun for me,
So I don't plan on stopping at all,
I want to play forever man, ever man, ever man,
I gotta harvest my crops
Have ta get every sign of mastery
Got my tractor to plow
I want to play forever man, ever man, ever man

[Verse 1]

Im da master
At grape plantin'
Harvest in one day
I have a reason keep playin'
Check da gift box thanks to my neighbor David
Gotta 'cept the cherry tree the one gift waitin'
Thanks for the gift already have it, sold
I do it for the three stars of, gold
Those Halloween decorations are really, old
The my'stry box does nothing or so I was told
Check neighbors status they may have found an ugly duckling
Click adopt, and if I get it, thatd be really lucky
Allow it to transform it turns into a swan
Everyone free bonus, he got a ribbon
Yeah, Plowed till out of gas
I have to plant, wait a day until the harvest
Level 27 gotta be better than all the rest
Cant wait to collect the XP until Im the very best,

[Chorus]

[Verse 2]

I used to plant watermelons, big money in four days
I wanna have more neighbors but no one ever plays
How about them sweet seeds for Haiti
HA! Anyone see those on farms lately?
Yall seen my fig tree my soybeans
Level 1 Joe Young
On your farm I can see:
A message sign, plowed land, eggplant and strawberries
Yesterday I brought a groovy barn, huh
I needed to XP to level up so I brought a carnival tent
You would think I ran the farm like Matt Ashton
A level 33, so Im pretty close to him
The sun is almost set so my farming is almost done
Spencers a Farmville abuser,
Plowed I QUIT on farm, loser
Gave you a gift now how about you come back
My farms been under attack
Those mischievous raccoons thats a fact
They be pickin' fights with my black cats
Now, they under my gravestone around spooky bats
I'm one of your top neighbors look below at the stats

[Chorus]

[Verse 3]

Ok, I have been visited by Martians,
They be messin up my farmin
Drew me a weird crop circle that wasnt by humans
The cows they left me are five green aliens
Put them in my dairy farm, only one harvest
Wait do aliens look like green cows?
Or are they people who just dropped them off?
Whatever, they were scared so theyre gone now
Cause my characters black with a huge afro
When we are talking grapes, I am a 3 star pro
Bigger the crop the more coins, with the more super grow
Twenty plus coins in the daily raffle
Ive been farming without a hassle
Im like Albert Ciolek when he first started
Trying to plant everything thats in the market
Yes, I got one of those brown chickens
Wearing overalls and a collared shirt I be likin

[Chorus]

[End]

Category:

Music

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[leo47664]

wtf



[ItsSlippery]

2:19 eminem is behind the tree... u need to look hard tho! :P

[timmysmith75]

That's why white people don't rap

[descalera99]

this is kinda gay i didnt like it

[mystery964]

I start laughing hysterically when I watch this...

LOL

[boosker19]

sucks ass

[Maxidater]

lil waynes verse suck although hes amazing.

[TheZogeking]

@TheWhitetailkiller nice counter 

[THEREALBLACKHAWKSFAN]

love it

[raprod23]

nice vid but WHERE THE FUCK IS EMINEM?