Vocal Dyslexia

Dennis Blair is a comedian performing his vocal dislexia routine at the Writers Guild Awards in California. Visit Dennis at www.dennisblair.com and he can also be found at reverbnation.com/dennisblair

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[samann95014]

funny that was. i'm lexdysic & enjoyed it truly must i say. slightly lexesdic aren't the poets?

[Alicia4Peace]

Could the character of Yoda be an example of a dyslexic? He is portrayed as being very wise and highly functioning with unique speech patterns.

"meditate on this I will."

[moocow12007]

I'm 12 years old and I am classed as middle class dyslexia. I'm not stupid, I thought I was before I was tested. No, in fact I am in the top 10% for my age in the UK and I learnt how to touch type in two afternoons.

But can I just say... Thank god for spell check.

[bestfriendsmyh]

I have hard level dyslexia but i trype fine sometimnes cuz im used to it

[SKTPSY]

Idiot! 

[Argarna]

a dyslexic walks into a bra...

[sirhenryish]

What a wanker

[JediKnightTahl]

The funniest part, any dyslexic listening to this understood every word in it's correct flow. LOL.

"an alment i been lifing, all my fight".

"or cruller" - we are not donuts! lol

"and the inability to sent a complete put ins together." LMAO!

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[AngryPrawn]

I'm quite impressed with my brain after watching this. The way I know everything he's saying without having to think about it. Well done squishy lump of meat in my head. Well done.

[Pandalady366]

Its kinda funny but at the same time, normal dyslexia can make you talk not like this but a milder version, personally as a child i needed speech therapy. I say my words the wrong way around oftern. Or for example I'll say "how am I?" to somone meaning to say "how are you?", say "fff" instead of "th" "sh" instead of "ch". One funny dyslexic word mix-up I had once was when i got septum and rectum mixed up. My friend had her septum pearced, I met her one day and asked her how her rectum was lolol.