MacGyver Theme WITH LYRICS

This is my first "With Lyrics" that's not a video game theme... I think I'll do Golden Girls next. Oh wait, that already has lyrics.

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LYRICS:
He's a secret agent, in the face of death he laughs
Cause he solves any problem with the use of arts and crafts

He can kill you dead without a single gun or bullet
It's like Mr. Wizard hit the gym and grew a mullet

He makes chicks cry
You too, (come on) don't lie

He's the master of the jerry rig
Thats a fact
He's like Beakman and Bill Nye on crack

Makes his clothes, cuts his own hair
Shaves his balls with plastic silverware

If you're trapped have no doubt, give MacGyver a shout, if there's any way out, he'll know!
Watch as he saves your life with a swiss army knife (how'd he do that?)
This is the MacGyver show!

Ch-ch-ch-ch-chip and Dale!
I mean MacGyver, sorry
It sounds a lot like Chip & Dale Rescue Rangers

He escapes evil troops
With disguises made of his own poops




Yes, he does, because
He's Macgyver
He-he's Ma-hac-gy-hy-ve-her
THIS IS THE MACGYVER SHOW!
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Special thanks to Chris Majewski

I changed my agreement with ScrewAttack so I can upload "With Lyrics" songs straight to Youtube again, but I'm not getting paid, bitches.
So slide me some love on paypal or via snail-mail, check prior videos for all the info.

Category:

Comedy

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[JDster4ever]

mcgyver made this theme using a ruler and a spoon

brentalfloss made the lyrics using a leaf and coal

[Fatality65]

Doctor Who with lyrics.

[obiwattkenobi]

Ch-Ch-Ch-Chip N' Dale! Uh... I mean...

LOL!!!

[Delorean100]

81 people cannot make disguises with their own poop

[tovuscusfan600]

this is sounds like a forest of awsome would look. awsome.

[Tortoise262]

Great! Now do the theme from 90's X-Men cartoon!

[SonicKicksASS8]

C-C-CHIP N' DALE I-I mean macgyver

xD

[Paool3107]

Just finished watching the first season of MacGyver. Best fifteen bucks I'll ever spend (until I buy the nest season).

[DarkNinjaman]

make lyrics to theme of QuantumLeap theme!!

[Zoidle]

Chip and Dale

[chaoinspace2]

Hawaii 5-0 with lyrics.