Calls For Cthulhu - Balticon Sex Scandal

Buy a Cthulhu puppet at http://www.CallsForCthulhu.com/store For a few, brief moments, Earl Newton (www.StrangerThings.TV) lost his Parsec award, and it fell into unscrupulous hands (www.CallsForCthulhu.com).

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Cthulhu
• Parsec

[Dinker27]

I have become pregnant from watching this. I demand child support. If not, at least a moonlight dinner and some chocolates. :( That's rude without, you know.

[BrandG]

@Dinker27 Get in line, sister. :P

[choochus]

A pure work of art.

[BrandG]

I gotta see if I can find some podsafe 70's Porn music. :P

[Icharys]

The first time I ever thought of Paris Hilton and Cthulhu at the same time.

[RoninGunner]

I knew Cthulhu was evil. I didn't know he was just plain dirty.

[Dinker27]

@BrandG As soon as I find a way over the infernal mass where the eggs are stored. It's hard to walk in a line, much less shop for baby Elder God Spawn at Wal-Mart, without rolling about and watching my unholy, soon-to-form spawn absorb souls via osmosis.

[CronistImperialis]

Brand You Are A Genius jajajajajajajajajajajaja

[Cthulhuftagn]

Too funny. Great job Brand :D

[mugwugthemagnificful]

You know it gets really lonely in R'lyeh .

[DeathToPsuedoScience]

Cthulhu you do know your parents are watching this . . .

[PivotMario]

Sexual Healin' :D

[aksquash]

Ok now im curious, what does Cthulhu's orgasm face look like?