Uploaded on Feb 24, 2009
A Song By Meade Skelton
Ive got nothing against hipsters
Some are very good friends of mine
But they always seem to get me down
98% of the time
I walk into a coffee shop... Hipsters Ruin Everything!
Their hair is all greasy and looks like a mop Hipsters ruin everything!
Fixed gear bicycles parked outside but they never have time to go for a ride
they're way too busy being pretentious and snide
Guess irony isnt on their side?
I walk into my favorite thrift store -Hipsters ruin everything!
They're hogging the vinyl section then protesting the war-Hipsters ruin everything!
Ironic t-shirts and argyle socks, what am I supposed to do with that?
Well, Pabst Blue Ribbon ain't no friend of mine- I dont need a trucker hat
Im too fat
Big black plastic glasses and a bad attitude- Hipsters ruin everything!
Those indie kids are really nasty and rude- Hipsters ruin everything!
No Donnie Darko isn't Gone With The Wind
I don't care how much money you got to spend
Looking vintage is very passe' but hipsters wouldn't have it any other way...
Argyle socks and Ironic t shirts what am I supposed to do with that?
No pabst blue ribbon ain't no friend of mine, I dont need a trucker hat
I'm too fat
Art galleries, black plastic glasses and a bad attitude
Hipsters think they know everything but they dont
vinyl collecting complacent staring ironic t-shirt wearing argyle socks sharing
Hipsters ruin everything!