Hipsters Ruin Everything

A Song By Meade Skelton

Ive got nothing against hipsters
Some are very good friends of mine
But they always seem to get me down
98% of the time

I walk into a coffee shop... Hipsters Ruin Everything!
Their hair is all greasy and looks like a mop Hipsters ruin everything!
Fixed gear bicycles parked outside but they never have time to go for a ride
they're way too busy being pretentious and snide
Guess irony isnt on their side?

I walk into my favorite thrift store -Hipsters ruin everything!
They're hogging the vinyl section then protesting the war-Hipsters ruin everything!
Ironic t-shirts and argyle socks, what am I supposed to do with that?
Well, Pabst Blue Ribbon ain't no friend of mine- I dont need a trucker hat

Im too fat

Big black plastic glasses and a bad attitude- Hipsters ruin everything!
Those indie kids are really nasty and rude- Hipsters ruin everything!
No Donnie Darko isn't Gone With The Wind
I don't care how much money you got to spend
Looking vintage is very passe' but hipsters wouldn't have it any other way...

Argyle socks and Ironic t shirts what am I supposed to do with that?
No pabst blue ribbon ain't no friend of mine, I dont need a trucker hat
I'm too fat

Art galleries, black plastic glasses and a bad attitude
Hipsters think they know everything but they dont

vinyl collecting complacent staring ironic t-shirt wearing argyle socks sharing
Hipsters ruin everything!

Category:

Music

Tags:

• hipsters
• richmond
• virginia
• brooklyn
• carytown
• country music
• indie
• punk
• rock
• songwriter
• vcu
• williamsburg
• pabst
• blue
• ribbon

[AugustDX]

I desire to ruin ignorance.

[VASINGER]

@AugustDX good for u.

[gbboi]

this song was so 2 mins ago :S

[VASINGER]

@gbboi actually, it was 2 years ago.

[303Miles]

Making fun of hipsters is the new hipster.

[roblettinVa]

This is so great, I'm a Meade groupie as of today.

[thisgame2]

@ since i wrote my comment i got so good at fgfs, i love when i run into them now, they wish they could do it but they cant imagine actually dedicating themselves to it, why train every day when you can go drink pbr at happy hour, I see them riding around and i will say lets go mash for a hour and hit some spots and do tricks, uh no bro my friends are waiting for me at the newest trend bar, i love being able to do what they wish. it hurts there brain because i come off as kind of a hip hop style

[SimonD157]

@thisgame2 Thats so true cant stand their attitude to me if you ride any kind of bike your good in my book .

[wardeleven1]

very sweet!



[vazadf34]

this song should be more popular......but if was it would be a monument to conformity

[Zombified91]

You're pretty great, bro :D

[thisgame2]

most hipsters are the most boring white people and there on there last attempt at being diffrent before they burn out and slowly become everything they hate. You are all very stupid. I ride fixed and i will not ride with you losers. They look at the world like they have a secret no one knows. The jokes on you assholes.

[fourtyblinks]

LOL.

[ichiromito]

Meade Skelton rules! This song is great.